standard

da7cardstud (2:54:26 AM): man
da7cardstud (2:54:27 AM): didnt realize my door was open
da7cardstud (2:54:27 AM): just ripped some serious ass
da7cardstud (2:54:58 AM): as this girl walked by
da7cardstud (2:54:58 AM): awk
MisterMartyRose (2:55:06 AM): lol

Nathan and Laura...

MisterMartyRose (10:15:01 PM): yooo
da7cardstud (10:15:11 PM): yo
da7cardstud (10:15:17 PM): are you coming to my wedding?
MisterMartyRose (10:15:26 PM): did u make an invite on facebook or something?
da7cardstud (10:15:37 PM): not yet
da7cardstud (10:15:45 PM): like the details arent finalized
da7cardstud (10:15:55 PM): not till next july
MisterMartyRose (10:16:12 PM): jeez
MisterMartyRose (10:16:17 PM): I will definitely go dude
da7cardstud (10:16:27 PM): its gonna be in Quebec
MisterMartyRose (10:16:29 PM): awesome
MisterMartyRose (10:16:34 PM): we can drink
MisterMartyRose (10:16:39 PM): legally
da7cardstud (10:16:41 PM): obv
MisterMartyRose (10:19:15 PM): so did u talk to your parents about it yet
da7cardstud (10:20:23 PM): nah, gonna over thxgiving
MisterMartyRose (10:20:59 PM): gl w/ that convo

you might not know this about me...

da7cardstud (1:46:37 AM): i think i smoked crack by accident
da7cardstud (1:46:39 AM): on saturday
MisterMartyRose (1:46:47 AM): LOLLLLLLLL
MisterMartyRose (1:47:00 AM): how was it
da7cardstud (1:47:03 AM): like we bought of some shady mexicans in Tompkins square
da7cardstud (1:47:11 AM): was awful, felt kinda sick

lol

Matt Rubin82 (8:32:45 PM): u hear about the tj and baum
Matt Rubin82 (8:32:47 PM): strip club story
MisterMartyRose (8:32:48 PM): na
MisterMartyRose (8:32:52 PM): just heard it happened
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:00 PM): yeah
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:03 PM): not really a story
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:09 PM): girl wouldnt go topless
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:12 PM): for baum's $1
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:16 PM): so he was mad
MisterMartyRose (8:33:10 PM): lol
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:23 PM): and girl apparently came up to tj
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:25 PM): for a tip
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:30 PM): and he unrolled his wad of $
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:34 PM): and had to do the awkward
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:36 PM): search
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:38 PM): for smaller bills
MisterMartyRose (8:33:34 PM): looooooooooooooool
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:43 PM): finally coming out w/ a $5
MisterMartyRose (8:33:49 PM): did he ship it?
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:57 PM): yeah
Matt Rubin82 (8:34:02 PM): he was pretty mad
MisterMartyRose (8:34:39 PM): did she take her top off after the $5
Matt Rubin82 (8:34:49 PM): naw

teacher with the needles

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:02 PM): teacher today

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:06 PM): goes to pregnant student

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:09 PM): how far along are u

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:18 PM): she goes 4 weeks till i give birth

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:20 PM): teacher goes

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:29 PM): WOW u look like ur gonna go today!

palkpal1 (9:28:50 PM): rofl

Matt Rubin82 (9:29:07 PM): girl goes THANKS A LOT

must...

[00:57] londonemmy007: heyyyyyyyyy
[00:57] londonemmy007: im flying right now
[00:58] londonemmy007: flying high
[00:58] londonemmy007: and what are you doing?
[00:58] londonemmy007: nedddddddd
[00:59] da7cardstud: flying high as well
[00:59] londonemmy007: not like me tho
[00:59] londonemmy007: i have wings
[01:02] da7cardstud: MBN
[01:02] londonemmy007: what does that mean?
[01:02] da7cardstud: MUST BE NICE
[01:02] londonemmy007: MBN to who?

tilt

Matt Rubin82 (2:30:05 AM): strip club is perfect place

Matt Rubin82 (2:30:07 AM): when ur on tilt

grandWIZARDmasta (2:29:58 AM): so is grocery store

Matt Rubin82 (2:30:29 AM): lol

grandWIZARDmasta (2:30:13 AM): i went the other day

grandWIZARDmasta (2:30:18 AM): i was on tilt

grandWIZARDmasta (2:30:21 AM): spent like 100

grandWIZARDmasta (2:30:22 AM): on nothing

Matt Rubin82 (2:31:03 AM): lolol

Matt Rubin82 (2:31:13 AM): i figured u would be in the hostess aisle

Matt Rubin82 (2:31:15 AM): making it rain

Matt Rubin82 (2:31:21 AM): w/ twinkies and swiss rolls

grandWIZARDmasta (2:31:11 AM): lolol

loose aggressive

(14:19:47) Eric Sun: its fine man
(14:19:49) Eric Sun: u need to be less picky
(14:19:54) Eric Sun: with girls, the best style is to be LAG

RAP BATTALS

da7cardstud (2:22:37 AM): WHO SHOT BIGGIE SMALLS!?
WHO SHOT BIGGIE SMALLS?!
IT WAS PROBABLY A WHITE DUDE!
OOOH YEAH IT WAS PROBABLY A WHITE DUDE!

da7cardstud (2:22:41 AM): thats the chorus
da7cardstud (2:23:38 AM): THEY CAPPED TUPAC TOO!
THEY CAPPED TUPAC TOO!
OR MAYBE HES STILL ALIVE IN TIMBUKTU!
POSTHUMOUSLY HE'S RELEASED AN ALBUM OR TWO!
MisterMartyRose (2:24:15 AM): lol
MisterMartyRose (2:24:18 AM): nice
da7cardstud (2:24:24 AM): MHM
da7cardstud (2:24:49 AM): ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM WHEN I GET RIGHT IT IS ALWAYS A GRAND SLAM
da7cardstud (2:24:56 AM): IM FREESTYLIN NOW
da7cardstud (2:25:00 AM): CROWD'S LIKE WOW
da7cardstud (2:25:15 AM): GOTTA STAY ILL GOTTA ROCK THE MIC
LIKE TJ IN A PINK POLO
MisterMartyRose (2:25:28 AM): lol
da7cardstud (2:25:33 AM): OH NO HIS MOM AND THE INDIAN
da7cardstud (2:25:43 AM): NOT NATIVE AMERICAN JUST STRAIGHT PAKISTANIAN
da7cardstud (2:26:21 AM): JUST OFF THE CUFF TRYIN TO GET HIS DICK WET
AND THE GAS FED
da7cardstud (2:26:54 AM): POPPIN ASPRIN AND CLOWNIN ON ALL THE HOES
MisterMartyRose (2:27:00 AM): YO NBAUM PASS ME THE MIC THAT INDIAN NIGGA AINT GOT NO SHOT WITH HER LIKE I GOT NO SHOT WITH A DYKE
da7cardstud (2:27:06 AM): lol
da7cardstud (2:27:46 AM): I STAY REAL NO IMAGINARY NUMBAS
da7cardstud (2:27:59 AM): NO ax + bi shit
da7cardstud (2:28:10 AM): I A NUMBA ONE STUNNA
MisterMartyRose (2:28:20 AM): FIRST NAME NATHAN
MisterMartyRose (2:28:26 AM): LAST NAME GUNNA
da7cardstud (2:28:43 AM): KICKIN THE MIC LIKE ITS JLO's motha
da7cardstud (2:29:07 AM): AMERICAN THIGHS, AMERICAN 9s HOLLERIN AT AMERICAN 20 INCH PIE
MisterMartyRose (2:29:23 AM): MAN O MAN WHYD BIGGIE HAVE TO DIE!
da7cardstud (2:29:47 AM): TRYIN TO GET WET TRYIN TO GET IN HER PANTS I KEEP IT GOIN ON LIKE A DISCO STUNNA TRANCE
da7cardstud (2:30:05 AM): MORE LEGENDARY THAN BAGGER VANCE
MisterMartyRose (2:30:10 AM): LOL
da7cardstud (2:30:28 AM): A BIGGA DICK THAN KOBE BRYANT A REAL CZAR IVAN KINDA TYRANT
MisterMartyRose (2:30:31 AM): I JUST COPPED THAT RX8 ALL CASH IN ADVANCE
da7cardstud (2:30:45 AM): IM RUNNIN HOT ON AND OFF THE TABLES
da7cardstud (2:30:55 AM): MAKIN MORE GREEN THAN ANNE OF GREEN GABLES
MisterMartyRose (2:31:03 AM): OH SHITT
da7cardstud (2:31:18 AM): MORE PAPER THAN CUBAN MORE RATINGS THAN OPRAH
da7cardstud (2:31:36 AM): MORE WORDS OF GOD THAN THE MOTHA FUCKIN POPA
MisterMartyRose (2:31:44 AM): PLAY ME HEADS UP ILL SMASH ALL YOUR HOPES BRUUUUH
da7cardstud (2:31:51 AM): NAH IM TOO STONED
da7cardstud (2:31:59 AM): AND GOTTA REINSTALL FULL TILT
MisterMartyRose (2:32:08 AM): THATS NOT A CHALLENGE
MisterMartyRose (2:32:11 AM): ITS A PART OF THE RAP
da7cardstud (2:32:10 AM): A NIGGA SEES YOU MOTHA AND HIS DICK WILT
da7cardstud (2:32:25 AM): DONT HIT FELT HIT A CARD RACK
MisterMartyRose (2:32:30 AM): I GOT A BIGGER DICK THAN SHAQ
da7cardstud (2:32:37 AM): AND ILL TAKE YA FOR YOUR CHIP RACK
MisterMartyRose (2:32:55 AM): THIS IS TOO FUN ILL NEVER STOP
MisterMartyRose (2:33:05 AM): KINDA LIKE WHEN I WAS FUCKING YOUR MOM AND SHE WAS ON TOP
da7cardstud (2:33:36 AM): DONT FUCK WITH ME ILL END YOU
da7cardstud (2:33:46 AM): LIKE I END QUICK WITH THE PINTS OF THE COLD BREW
da7cardstud (2:34:03 AM): YOUR LIFE AND MY HEALTH THATS WHAT WELL DRINK TOO
MisterMartyRose (2:34:09 AM): NATHAN DRINK UP HOMIE OR ILL GET RUDE
MisterMartyRose (2:34:17 AM): LAST TIME YOU DID THAT U MADE OUT WITH 2 DUDES
da7cardstud (2:34:52 AM): OH SHIT NO NEED TO BE CRUDE
I RUN TRAIN ON THE BOYS LIKE ANNA NICOLE ON AN OLD DUDE
da7cardstud (2:35:03 AM): BUT WHATEVA
da7cardstud (2:35:09 AM): ITS HOW I LIVE MY LIFE
da7cardstud (2:35:14 AM): GAY PRIDES NOT TRIFE
MisterMartyRose (2:35:23 AM): LENNYS GOT A BIG DICK YOU SAY? HE SAYS NADA
MisterMartyRose (2:35:31 AM): WHATEVER NIGGA I GOT MORE SHIPS THEN THE SPANISH ARMADA
da7cardstud (2:36:00 AM): I GOT MORE RHYMES THAN MERYL STREEPS GOT PRADA
BUT HEY, ID STILL FUCK HER DAUGHTER
MisterMartyRose (2:36:29 AM): WORD WHEN I STEP INTO THE BOOTH I CHANGE FROM WHITE TO BLACK
MisterMartyRose (2:36:49 AM): KINDA LIKE CLARK KENT CHANGES TO SUPERMAN NIGGA HOW REAL IS THAT
da7cardstud (2:37:09 AM): HITTIN BRAZILIAN DIMES FROM BEHIND
LIKE HITTIN A CARD RACK
da7cardstud (2:38:00 AM): AWH YEAH I AIM TO PLEASE
I GOT EM ON THEIR KNEES
JUST CRAVIN MY COCK
LIKE A CRACKEHEAD CRAVES ROCK
MisterMartyRose (2:38:27 AM): UHHH YEAH NBAUM AND I SPITTING THIS LYRICAL CRACK
da7cardstud (2:38:36 AM): TO GET THE LADIES IN THE SACK
MisterMartyRose (2:38:46 AM): YEAHH NIGGA YOU KNOW HOW WE ACT
da7cardstud (2:39:09 AM): OH SHIT WHEN I STEP IN YO TOWN
WHIPPIN OUT THESE RHYMES AND THE UNDAGROUND SOUND
da7cardstud (2:39:27 AM): THIS SHITS STRAIGHT OFF THE DOG POUND
da7cardstud (2:39:40 AM): AND YOU KNOW I DONT FUCK AROUND
MisterMartyRose (2:39:49 AM): YEAH AND WE WILL SMASH YOUR FACE AND GRIND IT THE GROUND
da7cardstud (2:40:07 AM): SMOKIN WEED BY THE OUNCE AND SELLIN BY THE POUND
da7cardstud (2:40:20 AM): OH SNAP
da7cardstud (2:40:36 AM): CUS WHEN THE HERBS COME AROUND
MisterMartyRose (2:40:38 AM): WE GOTTA BITCHES FOLLOWING US LIKE A HUNTER AND A HOUND
da7cardstud (2:41:09 AM): LOST AND FOUND
HIT IT IN QUIT IT
ONE DAY YOU UP ON TOP
THE NEXT DAY YOU SPIT ON IT
MisterMartyRose (2:41:13 AM): CAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN I TAP A COLORLESS AND A BLUE I CAST CONFOUND
da7cardstud (2:41:19 AM): LOL
MisterMartyRose (2:41:22 AM): LOL
da7cardstud (2:41:27 AM): SCRY TWO
da7cardstud (2:41:33 AM): I FLOAT A BLUE
da7cardstud (2:41:38 AM): YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
da7cardstud (2:41:44 AM): FORCE SPIKE
MisterMartyRose (2:41:49 AM): LOL
da7cardstud (2:42:19 AM): AIGHT IM OUT
da7cardstud (2:42:21 AM): GOOD RAPS
MisterMartyRose (2:42:26 AM): PEACE

Nbaum gets drunk

David Barientos: Yo, do you remember what happened last night, you were so drunk?
Nbaum: Nah, what are you talking about?
David: You made out with two dudes.
Nbaum: SHUT UP! Did that really happen? Couldn't it just have been one?
David: (laughing) Nah, it was definitely two, man.
Phil: Man, were they effeminate looking at least?
Nbaum: One of them was.
David: I thought you said you didn't remember anything?
Nbaum: fuck....

si...

palkpall:you railing or no?
MisterMartyRose: si
palkpal: si?
palkpal: what's that mean?
MisterMartyRose: lol you don't know what si means?
palkpal:your always making up words
palkpal: unreal
MisterMartyRose: lol

later that day...

Matt Rubin8: hey did you take french in school?
palkpal: spanish

roommates...

Matt Rubin82 (11:13:10 PM): least u dont see him wacking it under the blankets
MisterMartyRose (11:13:12 PM): LOL
MisterMartyRose (11:13:13 PM): u saw that?
Matt Rubin82 (11:13:19 PM): no comment
MisterMartyRose (11:13:22 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FNM>Foxwoods

Matt Rubin82 (10:00:10 PM): u wanna foxwoods tomorrow she cancelled class

InsaneSublime (10:00:39 PM): Na. I already promised everyone Id goto FNM

It's +EV apparently...

NeRvEGaS U (12:24:10 AM): ever cbet nude?
MisterMartyRose (12:24:19 AM): say what
NeRvEGaS U (12:24:28 AM): lol
MisterMartyRose (12:24:31 AM): continuation bet nude?
MisterMartyRose (12:24:51 AM): na I haven't incorporated that into my game yet
NeRvEGaS U (12:25:10 AM): lol
NeRvEGaS U (12:25:16 AM): +EV

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Solid Gold On Gerard's Wall...

Jeff Cunningham (UBC) wrote
at 10:50pm
Dear Gerard, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your MODO account that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on my player card
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the prerelease, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you