Ravioli

Showmeaction1664: whats up buddy
Gfabs5:my mom made a deal with tj and and sonne
Showmeaction1664:hahah
Showmeaction1664:lemme here it
Gfabs5:if they wash the dishes
Gfabs5:she makes them ravolis
Showmeaction1664: Best deal ever

lolz

NeRvEGaS U (11:43:10 PM): there was some black thing tonight goin down at student center
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:12 PM): i thought of u, lol
mistermartyrose (11:43:25 PM): rofl
mistermartyrose (11:43:28 PM): what was going down
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:34 PM): saw some black chick there who had the biggest nice ass ever
mistermartyrose (11:43:40 PM): =)
mistermartyrose (11:43:44 PM): I'm an assman
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:44 PM): dunno, like random people rapping and shit.
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:49 PM): girls stompdancing?
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:52 PM): but it was upstairs
mistermartyrose (11:43:56 PM): damn I woulda loved to freestyle

LESBEIENS

gfabs5: LOL
gfabs5: is your mom a lesbeien?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: really?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: you never told me
gfabs5: i dont think
palkpal1: i know
gfabs5: sry to LOL

accidents happen

allenc05: i saw tysonthe skateboarding bulldog earlier





Jeff: i hit this girl skateboarding in thesnow
the other day





allenc05: lol
fu
this was awesome
hes really good





Jeff: lol w/e she should thank me
she can park wherever she wanst now.

Condom Kingdom

palkpal1 (8:10:44 PM): so im hanging out with girl
palkpal1 (8:10:52 PM): joking around at condom kingdom
palkpal1 (8:11:11 PM): looking at all the toys comments on how viberators are too expensive
palkpal1 (8:11:18 PM): im thinking well not getting ya one
palkpal1 (8:11:27 PM): way out she's like wow these condoms are the shit
palkpal1 (8:11:36 PM): never know when you might need them
palkpal1 (8:11:42 PM): in head im thinking is that a green light
palkpal1 (8:11:48 PM): turns out it was not even close
palkpal1 (8:11:50 PM): to a go
palkpal1 (8:11:54 PM): not even a yellow
palkpal1 (8:12:06 PM): basically a 4car pileup

Slackers

EspooOoo: but no weed today
EspooOoo: fcking slouch drug dealer
palkpal1: what happened
EspooOoo: nah hes xmas shopping lol
palkpal1: rofl

Not drunk enough

AesirLoki: so im a little drunk last night, im sitting down for a bit
AesirLoki: and this fat chick comes up and starts dancing
AesirLoki: and im just like, sry, no
AesirLoki: as i shake my head and put my hand out
AesirLoki: shes like no?
AesirLoki: im like no
AesirLoki: then she walks away
AesirLoki: this dude like 3 ft from me goes, yeh dude that just happened to me too
AesirLoki: lol