Another Glasses Classic

keeptalking27: i want to fucking die

keeptalking27: great
keeptalking27: lost 600 dollars in an hour
palkpal1: ROFL

keeptalking27: yea
keeptalking27: fuck it
keeptalking27: i think im gonna go run my car off a brudge
keeptalking27: or cliff
keeptalking27: know ne good cliffs?
palkpal1: its 1 bad session
palkpal1: like i lost 1500 in one
palkpal1: just let it go
keeptalking27: nah
keeptalking27: im pissed b/c i told myself i quit
keeptalking27: and then i dident
keeptalking27: thats just pathetic

Gas station guy and TJ's mom part 2

palkpal1: rofl
palkpal1: just got gged
palkpal1: again
MisterMartyRose: what happened
palkpal1: gas station guy
palkpal1: comes to house
palkpal1: and has the audacity
palkpal1: to ask me for the house number
palkpal1: it was too awk
MisterMartyRose: lololol
palkpal1: i stopped
palkpal1: and he just enters the house
palkpal1: thought he was gonna try something
MisterMartyRose: wow
MisterMartyRose: was your mom there?
palkpal1: shes sleeping upstairs
palkpal1: i said no
MisterMartyRose: rofl
palkpal1: its real funny
MisterMartyRose: yes
MisterMartyRose: yes it is
palkpal1: just so fucken awk
palkpal1: it was basically like i was saying hi to a girl i smacked around
palkpal1: and pretended like nothing happened
MisterMartyRose: lol
palkpal1: was gonna say rape but thats too bad
MisterMartyRose: did you tell him to not come back?
palkpal1: nah
palkpal1: like too awk
palkpal1: missed a few hands
palkpal1: just wanted to end it

lol

Mufasa7812: if you had a time machine would you go back in time and have sex with yourself?

TOGIT

So me Marty and Nathan decide to go to TOGIT for some reason. It's basically a blow out. Were just talking and Nathan goes Lenny has a big dick. Marty and I say that's pretty gay. Nathan says it was not gay and eventually tells us this story. We go outside and it starts with we had a foursome. It ended up being Nathan, Nathan's ex girlfriend, some Indian guy, and Lenny. Apparently Nathan saw Lenny on the way home and invited him to the party. It turns out it went Nathan first then the Indian guy and Lenny was bringing up the rear with the third one in. It was with some Asian girl that's 26 years old right now and this occurred last year. Turns out Nathan had to kiss the Indian guy to get it started. So he basically ran the most heterosexual thing since going hunting.

turning stone

need 1 more for ts july 3rd-july 9th

The Line Up

keeptalking27: asains/whites r close 2 tied for 1st

keeptalking27: then brazilians

keeptalking27: then eastern europeans

keeptalking27: then jerking off

keeptalking27: then africans and spanish ppl

Bad food

A few people go out to eat in Japan. In the middle of the night Antonio wakes up and throws something out the window. Gerard asks what the fuck he is doing and apparently he shit his pants and just throws the boxers out the 40Th floor window. They go back to sleep and now Antonio wakes up and is throwing out all his sheets it turns out he shit on there too. So hes just throwing out the sheets from the 40Th floor. It turns out in the gift shop the lady gave him laxatives. He sleeps the rest of the night on the toilet.