LESBEIENS

gfabs5: LOL
gfabs5: is your mom a lesbeien?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: really?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: you never told me
gfabs5: i dont think
palkpal1: i know
gfabs5: sry to LOL

accidents happen

allenc05: i saw tysonthe skateboarding bulldog earlier





Jeff: i hit this girl skateboarding in thesnow
the other day





allenc05: lol
fu
this was awesome
hes really good





Jeff: lol w/e she should thank me
she can park wherever she wanst now.

Condom Kingdom

palkpal1 (8:10:44 PM): so im hanging out with girl
palkpal1 (8:10:52 PM): joking around at condom kingdom
palkpal1 (8:11:11 PM): looking at all the toys comments on how viberators are too expensive
palkpal1 (8:11:18 PM): im thinking well not getting ya one
palkpal1 (8:11:27 PM): way out she's like wow these condoms are the shit
palkpal1 (8:11:36 PM): never know when you might need them
palkpal1 (8:11:42 PM): in head im thinking is that a green light
palkpal1 (8:11:48 PM): turns out it was not even close
palkpal1 (8:11:50 PM): to a go
palkpal1 (8:11:54 PM): not even a yellow
palkpal1 (8:12:06 PM): basically a 4car pileup