Thursday, March 3, 2011

lol

chat id : 3a633bce-5e17-436a-95fc-3de7c8b02f83
Problem : passwordsigninandhelp
> passwordsigninandhelp
Aileen > Hello guest_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Aileen. Please give me one moment to review your information.

guest_ > Hey

Aileen > Hi! Welcome to Comcast! How may I help you?

guest_ > I can't remember any of my account info

guest_ > but I need to log on to my comcast account so I can figure out my phone number

guest_ > I'm really high right now too

Aileen > I understand that you are having an issue with your Comcast Username and Password. I apologize for the frustration.

guest_ > Haha it's no problem I'm high

Aileen > May I have your name please?

guest_ > Martin H. Rose

guest_ > can I have a copy of this chat emailed to me too after?

Aileen > Hello Martin.

guest_ > Hello Aileen

Aileen > Yes, you can click on the End Session button and click on the View Transcript to have a copy of this chat.

guest_ > Cool so can I just give you some information to confirm it's me so I can get on my account?

Aileen > Yes, please provide the account number, name on the account and the service address.

guest_ > Martin H. Rose

guest_ > 2817 N. Damen Ave Apt 1 Chicago IL 60618

guest_ > I have my customer

guest_ > #

guest_ > I don't know what my account # is

Aileen > That's fine. The last 4 digits of your SSN will do.

guest_ > xxxx

Aileen > Thank you. Can you give me a minute more to pull up your account?

Aileen > I am now able to pull up your account and it shows here that the username is: martin2817

Aileen > I will have to reset the password for this and please be advised to change it later once you are able to sign in.

guest_ > where do i sign in?

Aileen > Please go to www.comcast.net and click on Email.

guest_ > okay i don't know my password

Aileen > I'm sorry, Martin.

Aileen > I am now in the process of changing your password. It is currently asking me for a 4 digit CPNI pin since you are also a proud subscriber of our COMCAST phone service. May I have your 4 digit CPNI pin?

guest_ > no

guest_ > I don't know it

guest_ > why would I know this

Aileen > The PIN was mailed to you after the phone service was installed.

Aileen > Please answer instead the Security Question: What is your favorite beverage?

guest_ > I throw everything from Comcast out

guest_ > Coke

Aileen > Thank you.

Aileen > The new password for martin2817 is : xxxxxx

Aileen > Please try to sign in and tell me if it works.

guest_ > WE DID IT AILEEN!

Aileen > That's great!

guest_ > I have a question for you though

Aileen > For you to change your password, please open this link: http://customer.comcast.com/Pages/Help.aspx Select Users and settings tab for you to log in.

guest_ > I have the phone service

guest_ > and I just got a fax machine

guest_ > I don't know what # to use for my fax #

Aileen > I see. For you to use your fax machine, you need to have a second line.

guest_ > but I don't want to use my first line

guest_ > I just want to use it for faxes

guest_ > I don't have a phone

Aileen > I see.

Aileen > You can use the first line for your fax, however it is better for us to test the phone line for a dial tone first so as to verify that the line is working.

guest_ > can you do that for me?

guest_ > or give me the #

Aileen > The telephone number is : (773) 360 - 7484

guest_ > thanks

guest_ > that's my number right?

Aileen > Yes, that is your primary number. I will have to make sure that line is working. The eMTA (Arris) needs to be reset and this may take about 2 minutes. Would that be okay with you?

guest_ > yes

guest_ > So my internet is extremely slow now

Aileen > No worries, that is normal after we re-provision the equipment.

Aileen > It is advised that you power cycle the modem router and computer in sequence.

Aileen > Powercycle is the same as rebooting your computer. The purpose for this is to refresh the settings of your equipment. This will result in faster connectivity. Here are the steps on how to powercycle: 1. Turn everything off 2. Wait for 60 seconds 3. Turn on your cable modem first 4. Turn on your router (if applicable) 5. Lastly, turn on your computer

guest_ > my internet is fine now

guest_ > what's up with the fax

guest_ > can I fax shit now?

guest_ > what's the haps on the facts of fax?

guest_ > my final raps are similar to spinal taps

Aileen > The phone line is ready so you can set up your fax maxhine on that line.

guest_ > my words should be on vinyl wax

guest_ > awesome

Aileen > Would there be anything else I can assist you for today?

guest_ > tell me what you thought of that freestyle

Aileen > You've got talent on poetry and it's pretty amazing. :-)

Aileen > Analyst has closed chat and left the room

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Guy Fieri

twilightz0nek9s 2:09 am
yo
u know guy fierri from the food channel?
someone needs to call the fashion police on him

mistermartyrose 2:09 am
sorta
blonde?
chubby?

twilightz0nek9s 2:09 am
like for real
yeah
they gave him some show on not food tv
like a game show or something
saw an ad today

mistermartyrose 2:11 am
yeah i saw it too
something about a minute

mistermartyrose 2:30 am
like
jerk off in a minute flat
and you win 1m
with that douche yelling in your ear

twilightz0nek9s 2:31 am
lol
nothing in the world makes me lose wood like that guy
mabye 2 girls 1 cup
maaaabye

mistermartyrose 2:31 am
lollolollo

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

lol

mistermartyrose 12:11
this girl said im a savant today
poker savant

xallenc05x 12:11
idiot savant perhaps

mistermartyrose 12:12
HAHA

Saturday, February 12, 2011

looool

Matthew Rubin:
Free 1000 rollover minutes from AT&T! Works with all phones!
Text "Yes" to 11113020

Ryan Lockard:
You get hacked?

Matthew Rubin:
No, slickdeals

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

God's Chosen People

Nathan: yo do u like whipped cream cheese or regular on bagels?
TJ: not a big fan of either why
Nathan: Ok
TJ: that was random
Nathan: yeah
conducting a poll
i think whipped is waaay better
was curious what other people thought
since i was eating bagel chips and lox w/ cream cheese
oh i gotta ask matt rubin
hes a jew
obv likes bagels

Nathan: Yo
Nathan: do u like whipped cream cheese or regular on bagels?
Matt: all jews dont eat bagels
Nathan: lolol
Matt: i usually buy the regular since whipped is overpriced

Bringing the Blog Back

twilightz0nek9s(10:50:32 PM): obv
twilightz0nek9s(10:50:43 PM): i mean i think im pretty hot
twilightz0nek9s(10:50:51 PM): like if i could clone myself i would definitely have sex with me