lol

chat id : 3a633bce-5e17-436a-95fc-3de7c8b02f83
Problem : passwordsigninandhelp
> passwordsigninandhelp
Aileen > Hello guest_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Aileen. Please give me one moment to review your information.

guest_ > Hey

Aileen > Hi! Welcome to Comcast! How may I help you?

guest_ > I can't remember any of my account info

guest_ > but I need to log on to my comcast account so I can figure out my phone number

guest_ > I'm really high right now too

Aileen > I understand that you are having an issue with your Comcast Username and Password. I apologize for the frustration.

guest_ > Haha it's no problem I'm high

Aileen > May I have your name please?

guest_ > Martin H. Rose

guest_ > can I have a copy of this chat emailed to me too after?

Aileen > Hello Martin.

guest_ > Hello Aileen

Aileen > Yes, you can click on the End Session button and click on the View Transcript to have a copy of this chat.

guest_ > Cool so can I just give you some information to confirm it's me so I can get on my account?

Aileen > Yes, please provide the account number, name on the account and the service address.

guest_ > Martin H. Rose

guest_ > 2817 N. Damen Ave Apt 1 Chicago IL 60618

guest_ > I have my customer

guest_ > #

guest_ > I don't know what my account # is

Aileen > That's fine. The last 4 digits of your SSN will do.

guest_ > xxxx

Aileen > Thank you. Can you give me a minute more to pull up your account?

Aileen > I am now able to pull up your account and it shows here that the username is: martin2817

Aileen > I will have to reset the password for this and please be advised to change it later once you are able to sign in.

guest_ > where do i sign in?

Aileen > Please go to www.comcast.net and click on Email.

guest_ > okay i don't know my password

Aileen > I'm sorry, Martin.

Aileen > I am now in the process of changing your password. It is currently asking me for a 4 digit CPNI pin since you are also a proud subscriber of our COMCAST phone service. May I have your 4 digit CPNI pin?

guest_ > no

guest_ > I don't know it

guest_ > why would I know this

Aileen > The PIN was mailed to you after the phone service was installed.

Aileen > Please answer instead the Security Question: What is your favorite beverage?

guest_ > I throw everything from Comcast out

guest_ > Coke

Aileen > Thank you.

Aileen > The new password for martin2817 is : xxxxxx

Aileen > Please try to sign in and tell me if it works.

guest_ > WE DID IT AILEEN!

Aileen > That's great!

guest_ > I have a question for you though

Aileen > For you to change your password, please open this link: http://customer.comcast.com/Pages/Help.aspx Select Users and settings tab for you to log in.

guest_ > I have the phone service

guest_ > and I just got a fax machine

guest_ > I don't know what # to use for my fax #

Aileen > I see. For you to use your fax machine, you need to have a second line.

guest_ > but I don't want to use my first line

guest_ > I just want to use it for faxes

guest_ > I don't have a phone

Aileen > I see.

Aileen > You can use the first line for your fax, however it is better for us to test the phone line for a dial tone first so as to verify that the line is working.

guest_ > can you do that for me?

guest_ > or give me the #

Aileen > The telephone number is : (773) 360 - 7484

guest_ > thanks

guest_ > that's my number right?

Aileen > Yes, that is your primary number. I will have to make sure that line is working. The eMTA (Arris) needs to be reset and this may take about 2 minutes. Would that be okay with you?

guest_ > yes

guest_ > So my internet is extremely slow now

Aileen > No worries, that is normal after we re-provision the equipment.

Aileen > It is advised that you power cycle the modem router and computer in sequence.

Aileen > Powercycle is the same as rebooting your computer. The purpose for this is to refresh the settings of your equipment. This will result in faster connectivity. Here are the steps on how to powercycle: 1. Turn everything off 2. Wait for 60 seconds 3. Turn on your cable modem first 4. Turn on your router (if applicable) 5. Lastly, turn on your computer

guest_ > my internet is fine now

guest_ > what's up with the fax

guest_ > can I fax shit now?

guest_ > what's the haps on the facts of fax?

guest_ > my final raps are similar to spinal taps

Aileen > The phone line is ready so you can set up your fax maxhine on that line.

guest_ > my words should be on vinyl wax

guest_ > awesome

Aileen > Would there be anything else I can assist you for today?

guest_ > tell me what you thought of that freestyle

Aileen > You've got talent on poetry and it's pretty amazing. :-)

Aileen > Analyst has closed chat and left the room

Guy Fieri

twilightz0nek9s 2:09 am
yo
u know guy fierri from the food channel?
someone needs to call the fashion police on him

mistermartyrose 2:09 am
sorta
blonde?
chubby?

twilightz0nek9s 2:09 am
like for real
yeah
they gave him some show on not food tv
like a game show or something
saw an ad today

mistermartyrose 2:11 am
yeah i saw it too
something about a minute

mistermartyrose 2:30 am
like
jerk off in a minute flat
and you win 1m
with that douche yelling in your ear

twilightz0nek9s 2:31 am
lol
nothing in the world makes me lose wood like that guy
mabye 2 girls 1 cup
maaaabye

mistermartyrose 2:31 am
lollolollo

lol

mistermartyrose 12:11
this girl said im a savant today
poker savant

xallenc05x 12:11
idiot savant perhaps

mistermartyrose 12:12
HAHA

looool

Matthew Rubin:
Free 1000 rollover minutes from AT&T! Works with all phones!
Text "Yes" to 11113020

Ryan Lockard:
You get hacked?

Matthew Rubin:
No, slickdeals

God's Chosen People

Nathan: yo do u like whipped cream cheese or regular on bagels?
TJ: not a big fan of either why
Nathan: Ok
TJ: that was random
Nathan: yeah
conducting a poll
i think whipped is waaay better
was curious what other people thought
since i was eating bagel chips and lox w/ cream cheese
oh i gotta ask matt rubin
hes a jew
obv likes bagels

Nathan: Yo
Nathan: do u like whipped cream cheese or regular on bagels?
Matt: all jews dont eat bagels
Nathan: lolol
Matt: i usually buy the regular since whipped is overpriced

Bringing the Blog Back

twilightz0nek9s(10:50:32 PM): obv
twilightz0nek9s(10:50:43 PM): i mean i think im pretty hot
twilightz0nek9s(10:50:51 PM): like if i could clone myself i would definitely have sex with me

marriage advice from a guy who almost got divorced

hoonist
i don't want to fold the towels

mistermartyrose
looool

hoonist
but i don't want to get divorced either :-D

battal

Basically what happened was my boy told this chick that he liked her tattoo's and her bf started freaking out trying to start shit. My two friends went into a cab and my friend Marge was trying to cool down the situation. The bf was going nuts and started talking shit to me. I was just standing about to get into the cab with a bottle of coke and some leftover nachos in my hand. I called him a bitch multiple times and he came at me and tried to punch me. I dodged it with ease. Then another dude came at me and punched me in the chest. Keep in mind I still had my nachos and the bottle of coke in my hand and had not even thrown anything. His punch literally didn't hurt at all and I started laughing at them. I think this is what really pissed them off because then I got jumped by three dudes. One had me in a headlock and other dudes were pounding away at my face. My friend Marge helped me get out of the headlock and I turned around and clocked a dude straight in the face. It actually reminded me of Mike Tyson's punch-out because of the way my fist connected with his cheek in slow motion. While I was scrambling, my two friends get out of the cab and as soon as they step out they both get clocked in the face and both now have black eyes. They both got off zero punches. This other dude was standing on newspaper machine trying to jump me and I uppercut him in the face and he fell off. Then I got in the cab and called them all bitches and bounced with my friends. Oh I forgot to mention that I was wearing a pink dress shirt with a black vest and black dress pants and these pink nikes hahaha.

awk

Mattr: My grandma is sick and dying
TJ: She had a good run.

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mistermartyrose (4:35:23 PM): I have diarrhea
mortal enforcer (4:35:23 PM): you always say tomorrow
mistermartyrose (4:35:26 PM): im in a shitty mood
mortal enforcer (4:35:27 PM): yo usaid tomorrow yesterday
mortal enforcer (4:35:29 PM): LOL
mortal enforcer (4:35:31 PM): SHITTY MOOD
mistermartyrose (4:35:35 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOL

"Drugs are bad mmkay"

twilightz0nek9s (5:45:25 PM): yo
mistermartyrose (5:45:43 PM): yo
twilightz0nek9s (5:46:29 PM): you ever take adderal?
mistermartyrose (5:46:30 PM): once
twilightz0nek9s (5:46:48 PM): did u play poker?
twilightz0nek9s (5:46:54 PM): at all
twilightz0nek9s (5:46:58 PM): while u were high from it
mistermartyrose (5:47:03 PM): no
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:22 PM): ive done it a few times
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:26 PM): and done terrible
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:35 PM): but some people think it helps them concentrate
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:49 PM): like i did that the other day
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:59 PM): and played a 20 hour session or something
mistermartyrose (5:48:04 PM): wow
twilightz0nek9s (5:48:15 PM): and lost like 340 dollars at 11 dollar sngs
twilightz0nek9s (5:48:23 PM): i think ive never had a winning session on it
mistermartyrose (5:48:24 PM): loooooool
twilightz0nek9s (5:48:29 PM): i think it makes me play awful
twilightz0nek9s (5:48:30 PM): lol

Nathan tries to go to culinary school...

Nathan: eh kind of gave up

Nathan: im going back to Maryland for the summer session

Nathan: i got denied at Chipotle and that was the last straw

TJ: rofl

How far would you go?

twilightz0nek9s (1:14:53 AM): ugh
twilightz0nek9s (1:14:57 AM): car is in the shop
mistermartyrose (1:14:58 AM): what happened
mistermartyrose (1:15:00 AM): I'm in NJ
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:06 AM): i just walked 6 miles in the snow
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:16 AM): it was 3 miles each way
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:19 AM): to get weed
mistermartyrose (1:15:20 AM): loooool
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:27 AM): in these bootleg bathing apes i bought online
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:34 AM): feet are bleeding
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:36 AM): :(

Simple Math

keeptalking27: so aaron made cookies
keeptalking27: and im like
keeptalking27: they are 1/2 as good as sex
keeptalking27: and hes like
keeptalking27: so ill have 2
keeptalking27: and be done

=(

keeptalking27: like, most parents that have the moeny
keeptalking27: pay for kids education
keeptalking27: when my parents get older
keeptalking27: and need like
keeptalking27: nursing care
keeptalking27: or something
keeptalking27: im gonna be paying for that
keeptalking27: so its kinda like the cycle of life
keeptalking27: kinda depressing
keeptalking27: since ill never have kids
keeptalking27: 2 take care of me

Some Guys Have all the Luck

keeptalking27 (2:25:53 PM): fucking rough times for me
mistermartyrose (2:26:01 PM): i heard
keeptalking27 (2:26:06 PM): LIke jeez
keeptalking27 (2:26:12 PM): she went for like 18 guys
mistermartyrose (2:26:16 PM): =(
keeptalking27 (2:26:17 PM): i was counting
mistermartyrose (2:26:19 PM): LOL

3:59:01 PM Aaron Rubinstein: yeah its bad, princess? thats what her name tag said
3:59:05 PM Aaron Rubinstein: obv not royality
3:59:11 PM Aaron Rubinstein: like a lowly peasant
3:59:18 PM Marty Rose: lololol
3:59:29 PM Marty Rose: serf imo
4:00:05 PM Aaron Rubinstein: hahah works on the plantation
4:00:17 PM Aaron Rubinstein: she wasnt a peasant she was the town slut
4:00:30 PM Aaron Rubinstein: i tried to hand off
4:00:33 PM Aaron Rubinstein: but no dice
4:00:41 PM Marty Rose: whatd she say
4:00:50 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like h/u with him
4:00:54 PM Aaron Rubinstein: she was like no I want you
4:00:57 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like I dont want you
4:01:01 PM Aaron Rubinstein: but he does
4:01:02 PM Marty Rose: lol
4:01:19 PM Aaron Rubinstein: At the end of the night she was like ill do whatever you want
4:01:23 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like h/u with him
4:01:25 PM Aaron Rubinstein: and I left
4:01:27 PM Marty Rose: loooool
4:01:36 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I had to find TJ
4:01:37 PM Marty Rose: that's absurd
4:01:42 PM Aaron Rubinstein: wandering the streets of bing


So, Aaron, Glasses and TJ all go to a frat party. Theres this redic slut hitting on infi and hooking up with everyone, she comes to glasses and shes like no. Finds 18 other guys apparently before coming back to glasses at the end of the night and asking him to call her a taxi.

Rape Button

(8:22:14 PM) palkpal1: they
(8:22:15 PM) palkpal1: have rape
(8:22:17 PM) palkpal1: things
(8:22:18 PM) palkpal1: in the beds
(8:22:19 PM) palkpal1: to hit
(8:33:12 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:33:15 PM) mattrubin82: ur kidding me right
(8:35:54 PM) palkpal1: n
(8:36:04 PM) palkpal1: theres emergency things
(8:36:34 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:36:36 PM) mattrubin82: like deed is done
(8:36:38 PM) mattrubin82: before they get
(8:36:40 PM) mattrubin82: to the room
(8:36:42 PM) palkpal1: yea
(8:36:48 PM) mattrubin82: or do they have an RA
(8:36:49 PM) palkpal1: but it scares people off
(8:36:50 PM) mattrubin82: at every room
(8:36:54 PM) palkpal1: nah\
(8:36:54 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:36:55 PM) palkpal1: n ra
(8:36:58 PM) palkpal1: calls cops
(8:37:00 PM) mattrubin82: like someone under bed
(8:37:02 PM) mattrubin82: ur too close
(8:37:04 PM) mattrubin82: slow it down

Ravioli

Showmeaction1664: whats up buddy
Gfabs5:my mom made a deal with tj and and sonne
Showmeaction1664:hahah
Showmeaction1664:lemme here it
Gfabs5:if they wash the dishes
Gfabs5:she makes them ravolis
Showmeaction1664: Best deal ever

lolz

NeRvEGaS U (11:43:10 PM): there was some black thing tonight goin down at student center
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:12 PM): i thought of u, lol
mistermartyrose (11:43:25 PM): rofl
mistermartyrose (11:43:28 PM): what was going down
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:34 PM): saw some black chick there who had the biggest nice ass ever
mistermartyrose (11:43:40 PM): =)
mistermartyrose (11:43:44 PM): I'm an assman
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:44 PM): dunno, like random people rapping and shit.
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:49 PM): girls stompdancing?
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:52 PM): but it was upstairs
mistermartyrose (11:43:56 PM): damn I woulda loved to freestyle

LESBEIENS

gfabs5: LOL
gfabs5: is your mom a lesbeien?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: really?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: you never told me
gfabs5: i dont think
palkpal1: i know
gfabs5: sry to LOL