palkpal1: like i would be stunned if he ever payed for anything
palkpal1: like his rents even pay for his weed
MisterMartyRose: lol
MisterMartyRose: so true
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Good Morning
keeptalking27 (1:42:48 PM): uh
keeptalking27 (1:43:02 PM): i slept on a floor last night after my roomate physically removed me from my dorm room
palkpal1 (1:43:54 PM): what happened
palkpal1 (1:43:57 PM): he got some play
keeptalking27 (1:44:14 PM): he comes back at 3 am
keeptalking27 (1:44:15 PM): totaly drunk
keeptalking27 (1:44:17 PM): passes out
keeptalking27 (1:44:22 PM): 10 min late some girl comes in
keeptalking27 (1:44:25 PM): and they start making out
keeptalking27 (1:44:29 PM): and im sleepin
keeptalking27 (1:44:34 PM): he wakes me up and hes like leave
palkpal1 (1:44:37 PM): rofl
palkpal1 (1:44:41 PM): u shoulda said n
keeptalking27 (1:44:47 PM): so i try 2 be nice
keeptalking27 (1:44:58 PM): im like ok i dont mind but im rly tired and im not sleeping ne place but my bed
keeptalking27 (1:45:02 PM): he goes come back in 15 min
keeptalking27 (1:45:06 PM): i go back 45 min later
keeptalking27 (1:45:07 PM): hes like
keeptalking27 (1:45:09 PM): come back in 10
palkpal1 (1:45:11 PM): lol
keeptalking27 (1:45:13 PM): i come back in 15
keeptalking27 (1:45:27 PM): at which point he begins to physically and verbally harass me
keeptalking27 (1:45:33 PM): then he pushes me out of the room
keeptalking27 (1:45:37 PM): so i had my key this time
keeptalking27 (1:45:39 PM): opne the door
keeptalking27 (1:45:50 PM): and im like ok illl leave but im takin shit w/ me
keeptalking27 (1:45:52 PM): so i leave
keeptalking27 (1:45:55 PM): like
keeptalking27 (1:45:58 PM): wtf was is upposed 2 do
keeptalking27 (1:46:01 PM): the kid is huge
keeptalking27 (1:46:11 PM): he takes all kinds of protein and shit and works out 3 hrs a day
palkpal1 (1:46:26 PM): u obv need to make a stand
keeptalking27 (1:46:31 PM): like
palkpal1 (1:46:31 PM): hes not gonna beat u up
keeptalking27 (1:46:35 PM): am i supposed 2 go 2 the ra
keeptalking27 (1:46:41 PM): or is that a gay thing 2 do
palkpal1 (1:46:48 PM): u cant go to the ra
palkpal1 (1:46:53 PM): thats really gay
keeptalking27 (1:46:58 PM): he was like u r such a fag all u do is play poker u never socalize u should have some firends floot 2 crahs on
palkpal1 (1:46:59 PM): like u need to handle it between the two
keeptalking27 (1:47:03 PM): yeah i figured i cant go 2 the ra
palkpal1 (1:47:05 PM): like if u dont like the roomate ask for a change
keeptalking27 (1:47:07 PM): the ra does live right next 2 me
keeptalking27 (1:47:15 PM): so when i went into my room at 11 am
keeptalking27 (1:47:17 PM): he was like
keeptalking27 (1:47:20 PM): wut happend last night
keeptalking27 (1:47:22 PM): so i played it cool
keeptalking27 (1:47:25 PM): i was like nothin
keeptalking27 (1:47:28 PM): he was kinda drunk
keeptalking27 (1:47:35 PM): and i must have said something 2 offend him
keeptalking27 (1:47:36 PM): its cool
keeptalking27 (1:47:40 PM): like he was passe dout
keeptalking27 (1:47:47 PM): so idk wut happens when i go back 2 the room
keeptalking27 (1:47:53 PM): im at the libary now
keeptalking27 (1:47:54 PM): doin work
palkpal1 (1:47:57 PM): oh
palkpal1 (1:48:03 PM): thought u and your roomate were tight
keeptalking27 (1:48:35 PM): like
keeptalking27 (1:48:39 PM): we never rly interact
keeptalking27 (1:48:46 PM): i always sleep poker or study
keeptalking27 (1:48:57 PM): he always goes 2 gym or chills w/ these fucking dumb potheads
keeptalking27 (1:43:02 PM): i slept on a floor last night after my roomate physically removed me from my dorm room
palkpal1 (1:43:54 PM): what happened
palkpal1 (1:43:57 PM): he got some play
keeptalking27 (1:44:14 PM): he comes back at 3 am
keeptalking27 (1:44:15 PM): totaly drunk
keeptalking27 (1:44:17 PM): passes out
keeptalking27 (1:44:22 PM): 10 min late some girl comes in
keeptalking27 (1:44:25 PM): and they start making out
keeptalking27 (1:44:29 PM): and im sleepin
keeptalking27 (1:44:34 PM): he wakes me up and hes like leave
palkpal1 (1:44:37 PM): rofl
palkpal1 (1:44:41 PM): u shoulda said n
keeptalking27 (1:44:47 PM): so i try 2 be nice
keeptalking27 (1:44:58 PM): im like ok i dont mind but im rly tired and im not sleeping ne place but my bed
keeptalking27 (1:45:02 PM): he goes come back in 15 min
keeptalking27 (1:45:06 PM): i go back 45 min later
keeptalking27 (1:45:07 PM): hes like
keeptalking27 (1:45:09 PM): come back in 10
palkpal1 (1:45:11 PM): lol
keeptalking27 (1:45:13 PM): i come back in 15
keeptalking27 (1:45:27 PM): at which point he begins to physically and verbally harass me
keeptalking27 (1:45:33 PM): then he pushes me out of the room
keeptalking27 (1:45:37 PM): so i had my key this time
keeptalking27 (1:45:39 PM): opne the door
keeptalking27 (1:45:50 PM): and im like ok illl leave but im takin shit w/ me
keeptalking27 (1:45:52 PM): so i leave
keeptalking27 (1:45:55 PM): like
keeptalking27 (1:45:58 PM): wtf was is upposed 2 do
keeptalking27 (1:46:01 PM): the kid is huge
keeptalking27 (1:46:11 PM): he takes all kinds of protein and shit and works out 3 hrs a day
palkpal1 (1:46:26 PM): u obv need to make a stand
keeptalking27 (1:46:31 PM): like
palkpal1 (1:46:31 PM): hes not gonna beat u up
keeptalking27 (1:46:35 PM): am i supposed 2 go 2 the ra
keeptalking27 (1:46:41 PM): or is that a gay thing 2 do
palkpal1 (1:46:48 PM): u cant go to the ra
palkpal1 (1:46:53 PM): thats really gay
keeptalking27 (1:46:58 PM): he was like u r such a fag all u do is play poker u never socalize u should have some firends floot 2 crahs on
palkpal1 (1:46:59 PM): like u need to handle it between the two
keeptalking27 (1:47:03 PM): yeah i figured i cant go 2 the ra
palkpal1 (1:47:05 PM): like if u dont like the roomate ask for a change
keeptalking27 (1:47:07 PM): the ra does live right next 2 me
keeptalking27 (1:47:15 PM): so when i went into my room at 11 am
keeptalking27 (1:47:17 PM): he was like
keeptalking27 (1:47:20 PM): wut happend last night
keeptalking27 (1:47:22 PM): so i played it cool
keeptalking27 (1:47:25 PM): i was like nothin
keeptalking27 (1:47:28 PM): he was kinda drunk
keeptalking27 (1:47:35 PM): and i must have said something 2 offend him
keeptalking27 (1:47:36 PM): its cool
keeptalking27 (1:47:40 PM): like he was passe dout
keeptalking27 (1:47:47 PM): so idk wut happens when i go back 2 the room
keeptalking27 (1:47:53 PM): im at the libary now
keeptalking27 (1:47:54 PM): doin work
palkpal1 (1:47:57 PM): oh
palkpal1 (1:48:03 PM): thought u and your roomate were tight
keeptalking27 (1:48:35 PM): like
keeptalking27 (1:48:39 PM): we never rly interact
keeptalking27 (1:48:46 PM): i always sleep poker or study
keeptalking27 (1:48:57 PM): he always goes 2 gym or chills w/ these fucking dumb potheads
Thursday, April 19, 2007
MattR goes shopping
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:11 PM): woman freaked out today
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:16 PM): at the supermarket
palkpal1 (4:33:34 PM): why
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:24 PM): i was ordering some cold cuts
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:27 PM): lady before me goes
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:28 PM): im next
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:30 PM): lady goes
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:35 PM): NO UR NOT I WAS HERE FIRST
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:35 PM): NO UR NOT I WAS HERE FIRST
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:41 PM): then takes her cart
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:50 PM): and bashes it into the refrigerated cheese section
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:54 PM): and starts screaming
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:56 PM): I WAS NEXT
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:04 PM): then she hits the salad bar w/ her cart
palkpal1 (4:34:18 PM): no way
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:06 PM): then leaves
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:07 PM): yep
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:16 PM): at the supermarket
palkpal1 (4:33:34 PM): why
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:24 PM): i was ordering some cold cuts
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:27 PM): lady before me goes
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:28 PM): im next
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:30 PM): lady goes
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:35 PM): NO UR NOT I WAS HERE FIRST
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:35 PM): NO UR NOT I WAS HERE FIRST
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:41 PM): then takes her cart
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:50 PM): and bashes it into the refrigerated cheese section
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:54 PM): and starts screaming
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:56 PM): I WAS NEXT
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:04 PM): then she hits the salad bar w/ her cart
palkpal1 (4:34:18 PM): no way
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:06 PM): then leaves
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:07 PM): yep
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Pretty Nice
InsaneSublime (10:20:37 PM): modo went down again
Matt Rubin82 (10:20:48 PM): yeah it goes down more than ur girl
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
A Day In The Life Of ActionJeff
jgarzoid: so
jgarzoid: im at the bank depositing some euros
jgarzoid: and my checking account is pretty juicy because I just had a UB wire go through, and I need the write the IRS a big check (over $100k for the sake of this story)
jgarzoid: the woman at the desk goes and asks
jgarzoid: why do you have so much money in your checking account?
jgarzoid: "I have to pay taxes"
jgarzoid: "yeah, but THAT much?"
jgarzoid: "yes."
jgarzoid: "WOW. Do you own a business or something?"
jgarzoid: "yeah, sort of"
jgarzoid: she looks at me skeptically, kind of impressed
jgarzoid: "omg, you really should pay quarterly"
jgarzoid: I eye her and nonchalantly reply
jgarzoid: "That is my quarterly payment."
MisterMartyRose: check the blog
palkpal1: pretty unreal
palkpal1: like i owed $100
palkpal1: guess he owed a tad bit more
MisterMartyRose: yeah maybe
jgarzoid: im at the bank depositing some euros
jgarzoid: and my checking account is pretty juicy because I just had a UB wire go through, and I need the write the IRS a big check (over $100k for the sake of this story)
jgarzoid: the woman at the desk goes and asks
jgarzoid: why do you have so much money in your checking account?
jgarzoid: "I have to pay taxes"
jgarzoid: "yeah, but THAT much?"
jgarzoid: "yes."
jgarzoid: "WOW. Do you own a business or something?"
jgarzoid: "yeah, sort of"
jgarzoid: she looks at me skeptically, kind of impressed
jgarzoid: "omg, you really should pay quarterly"
jgarzoid: I eye her and nonchalantly reply
jgarzoid: "That is my quarterly payment."
MisterMartyRose: check the blog
palkpal1: pretty unreal
palkpal1: like i owed $100
palkpal1: guess he owed a tad bit more
MisterMartyRose: yeah maybe
Dont get it.
So i need to find my shit so my truck can get inspected tomorrow. Apparently i have no idea what a owners card looks like. So I come back in and my dads pretty upset. He calls me a joke and that i owe him 50 since its so stupid. So he goes looking threw his stuff and i realize I just bypassed the owners card. I grab it bring it inside and my dad just rips it up. Am in awe now and don't understand. Then he shows me the new one that came in the mail and just didn't get why he got so upset...
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Nathan's Night
MisterMartyRose: how was the rave?
da7cardstud: fuckin sweet
da7cardstud: almost got arrested for fucking this girl in my car
da7cardstud: the worst blue balls
da7cardstud: u can ever get
da7cardstud: is when a cop opens the door of ur ca
rda7cardstud: and ur about to get down to buisness
da7cardstud: and ur tripping balls on ecstasy
da7cardstud: and he says stand against the fuckin car and dont move
da7cardstud: and ur pants are down
MisterMartyRose: lol
MisterMartyRose: lo0llll
da7cardstud: i was quite literally caught with my pants down
da7cardstud: cop is like how old are u
da7cardstud: im like 18
MisterMartyRose: looooooool
da7cardstud: cops like how old is she
da7cardstud: shes like 26
MisterMartyRose: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
da7cardstud: hes like "congrats"
da7cardstud: fuckin sweet
da7cardstud: almost got arrested for fucking this girl in my car
da7cardstud: the worst blue balls
da7cardstud: u can ever get
da7cardstud: is when a cop opens the door of ur ca
rda7cardstud: and ur about to get down to buisness
da7cardstud: and ur tripping balls on ecstasy
da7cardstud: and he says stand against the fuckin car and dont move
da7cardstud: and ur pants are down
MisterMartyRose: lol
MisterMartyRose: lo0llll
da7cardstud: i was quite literally caught with my pants down
da7cardstud: cop is like how old are u
da7cardstud: im like 18
MisterMartyRose: looooooool
da7cardstud: cops like how old is she
da7cardstud: shes like 26
MisterMartyRose: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
da7cardstud: hes like "congrats"
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