gerard

2:45:16 Gerard: then she wil see
2:45:20 Gerard: i am gp champion
2:45:25 Julian Levin: turn on?
2:45:27 Gerard: and will want me even more
2:45:31 Julian Levin: obv
2:45:36 Gerard: but is it just for my magic skills?
2:45:43 Gerard: thats what i have to figure out
2:45:50 Julian Levin: man she might be a magic gold digger
2:46:01 Julian Levin: does this happen often?
2:46:09 Julian Levin: like do u have to pretend your not famous
2:46:14 Julian Levin: to make sure girls act like u
2:46:16 Gerard: i aint sayin she a gold digger , but she aint messin with a 0-2 drop nigga
2:46:20 Julian Levin: lol
2:46:26 Gerard: lol im too sick
2:46:31 Julian Levin: man i got no shot!

He's Serious...

janjaweedslayah (2:51:21 PM): yo
MisterMartyRose (2:51:27 PM): yo
janjaweedslayah (2:51:45 PM): i need to ask a favor
MisterMartyRose (2:51:55 PM): cant guarantee
janjaweedslayah (2:51:57 PM): when i was 14
janjaweedslayah (2:52:00 PM): i won a money draft
janjaweedslayah (2:52:06 PM): however it was 8 man
janjaweedslayah (2:52:09 PM): winner take all
janjaweedslayah (2:52:11 PM): i won
janjaweedslayah (2:52:19 PM): and my oppo got up took all the cards
janjaweedslayah (2:52:21 PM): and left
janjaweedslayah (2:52:23 PM): he was 21
janjaweedslayah (2:52:26 PM): i found him on facebook
janjaweedslayah (2:52:31 PM): then google mapped his house
janjaweedslayah (2:52:36 PM): hes 27 now and lives nearby
MisterMartyRose (2:53:01 PM): rofl
MisterMartyRose (2:53:06 PM): what do you want me to do
janjaweedslayah (2:53:12 PM): there wasl ike 60 worht of shit dude
janjaweedslayah (2:53:16 PM): foil polluted delta
janjaweedslayah (2:53:23 PM): exalted
janjaweedslayah (2:53:26 PM): it was a sick draft
janjaweedslayah (2:53:41 PM): i want u to have my fucking back lol
janjaweedslayah (2:53:49 PM): and im juicing him too
janjaweedslayah (2:53:55 PM): basically
janjaweedslayah (2:54:00 PM): gonna get him invited to a poker game
janjaweedslayah (2:54:06 PM): hope he brings like a buy in
janjaweedslayah (2:54:10 PM): then im mobbing his ass
janjaweedslayah (2:54:14 PM): and taking his shit

YURICHICK FOR INVITATIONAL STORY TELLER BALLOT

Any really good stories from this weekend?
Homebrewed the list Friday night and stayed at Brett Blackman's house.

zinggggg

C H 1 N K 8 0 8 (8:49:25 PM): i kno asians on mainland dig white guys
C H 1 N K 8 0 8 (8:49:27 PM): but ones here dont
MisterMartyRose (8:49:30 PM): weird
C H 1 N K 8 0 8 (8:49:32 PM): yah
C H 1 N K 8 0 8 (8:49:37 PM): i guess they like small asian cock
MisterMartyRose (8:49:53 PM): i bet you're really popular then

magic online

MisterMartyRose (10:35:49 PM): yooooo
TwilightZ0neK9s (10:35:51 PM): my friend saw me on modo
TwilightZ0neK9s (10:35:56 PM): trading for a set
TwilightZ0neK9s (10:36:05 PM): and i was trading with the cheontourage
MisterMartyRose (10:36:13 PM): he make fun of u?
TwilightZ0neK9s (10:36:15 PM): and hes like "whats the cheontourage?"
TwilightZ0neK9s (10:36:22 PM): so i told him
TwilightZ0neK9s (10:36:27 PM): about Paul Cheon and his barns
MisterMartyRose (10:36:30 PM): yeah
TwilightZ0neK9s (10:36:52 PM): and hes like "WOW it must be awesome to be Paul Cheon and hang out with the Cheontourage"
MisterMartyRose (10:36:57 PM): lol

standard

mediohxcore (7:48:57 PM): my gf is at a comedian, who is an ex sex-educator
mediohxcore (7:48:59 PM): and he says
mediohxcore (7:49:04 PM): and she repeats to me via text
MisterMartyRose (7:49:07 PM): loooool
mediohxcore (7:49:12 PM): "shopping for a condom is like shopping for a car"
mediohxcore (7:49:14 PM): and I reply
mediohxcore (7:49:19 PM): "because I dont"
MisterMartyRose (7:49:25 PM): oh I was gunna say
MisterMartyRose (7:49:28 PM): don't get em used
mediohxcore (7:49:34 PM): LOL
MisterMartyRose (7:49:36 PM): =)
mediohxcore (7:49:55 PM): dont trust the salesmen
mediohxcore (7:53:05 PM): or your woman

Gerard...Just After the Superbowl

GFabs5 (10:14:35 PM): when does the super bowl start