Rape Button

(8:22:14 PM) palkpal1: they
(8:22:15 PM) palkpal1: have rape
(8:22:17 PM) palkpal1: things
(8:22:18 PM) palkpal1: in the beds
(8:22:19 PM) palkpal1: to hit
(8:33:12 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:33:15 PM) mattrubin82: ur kidding me right
(8:35:54 PM) palkpal1: n
(8:36:04 PM) palkpal1: theres emergency things
(8:36:34 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:36:36 PM) mattrubin82: like deed is done
(8:36:38 PM) mattrubin82: before they get
(8:36:40 PM) mattrubin82: to the room
(8:36:42 PM) palkpal1: yea
(8:36:48 PM) mattrubin82: or do they have an RA
(8:36:49 PM) palkpal1: but it scares people off
(8:36:50 PM) mattrubin82: at every room
(8:36:54 PM) palkpal1: nah\
(8:36:54 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:36:55 PM) palkpal1: n ra
(8:36:58 PM) palkpal1: calls cops
(8:37:00 PM) mattrubin82: like someone under bed
(8:37:02 PM) mattrubin82: ur too close
(8:37:04 PM) mattrubin82: slow it down

Ravioli

Showmeaction1664: whats up buddy
Gfabs5:my mom made a deal with tj and and sonne
Showmeaction1664:hahah
Showmeaction1664:lemme here it
Gfabs5:if they wash the dishes
Gfabs5:she makes them ravolis
Showmeaction1664: Best deal ever

lolz

NeRvEGaS U (11:43:10 PM): there was some black thing tonight goin down at student center
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:12 PM): i thought of u, lol
mistermartyrose (11:43:25 PM): rofl
mistermartyrose (11:43:28 PM): what was going down
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:34 PM): saw some black chick there who had the biggest nice ass ever
mistermartyrose (11:43:40 PM): =)
mistermartyrose (11:43:44 PM): I'm an assman
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:44 PM): dunno, like random people rapping and shit.
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:49 PM): girls stompdancing?
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:52 PM): but it was upstairs
mistermartyrose (11:43:56 PM): damn I woulda loved to freestyle

LESBEIENS

gfabs5: LOL
gfabs5: is your mom a lesbeien?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: really?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: you never told me
gfabs5: i dont think
palkpal1: i know
gfabs5: sry to LOL

accidents happen

allenc05: i saw tysonthe skateboarding bulldog earlier





Jeff: i hit this girl skateboarding in thesnow
the other day





allenc05: lol
fu
this was awesome
hes really good





Jeff: lol w/e she should thank me
she can park wherever she wanst now.

Condom Kingdom

palkpal1 (8:10:44 PM): so im hanging out with girl
palkpal1 (8:10:52 PM): joking around at condom kingdom
palkpal1 (8:11:11 PM): looking at all the toys comments on how viberators are too expensive
palkpal1 (8:11:18 PM): im thinking well not getting ya one
palkpal1 (8:11:27 PM): way out she's like wow these condoms are the shit
palkpal1 (8:11:36 PM): never know when you might need them
palkpal1 (8:11:42 PM): in head im thinking is that a green light
palkpal1 (8:11:48 PM): turns out it was not even close
palkpal1 (8:11:50 PM): to a go
palkpal1 (8:11:54 PM): not even a yellow
palkpal1 (8:12:06 PM): basically a 4car pileup

Slackers

EspooOoo: but no weed today
EspooOoo: fcking slouch drug dealer
palkpal1: what happened
EspooOoo: nah hes xmas shopping lol
palkpal1: rofl