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mistermartyrose (4:35:23 PM): I have diarrhea
mortal enforcer (4:35:23 PM): you always say tomorrow
mistermartyrose (4:35:26 PM): im in a shitty mood
mortal enforcer (4:35:27 PM): yo usaid tomorrow yesterday
mortal enforcer (4:35:29 PM): LOL
mortal enforcer (4:35:31 PM): SHITTY MOOD
mistermartyrose (4:35:35 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOL

"Drugs are bad mmkay"

twilightz0nek9s (5:45:25 PM): yo
mistermartyrose (5:45:43 PM): yo
twilightz0nek9s (5:46:29 PM): you ever take adderal?
mistermartyrose (5:46:30 PM): once
twilightz0nek9s (5:46:48 PM): did u play poker?
twilightz0nek9s (5:46:54 PM): at all
twilightz0nek9s (5:46:58 PM): while u were high from it
mistermartyrose (5:47:03 PM): no
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:22 PM): ive done it a few times
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:26 PM): and done terrible
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:35 PM): but some people think it helps them concentrate
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:49 PM): like i did that the other day
twilightz0nek9s (5:47:59 PM): and played a 20 hour session or something
mistermartyrose (5:48:04 PM): wow
twilightz0nek9s (5:48:15 PM): and lost like 340 dollars at 11 dollar sngs
twilightz0nek9s (5:48:23 PM): i think ive never had a winning session on it
mistermartyrose (5:48:24 PM): loooooool
twilightz0nek9s (5:48:29 PM): i think it makes me play awful
twilightz0nek9s (5:48:30 PM): lol

Nathan tries to go to culinary school...

Nathan: eh kind of gave up

Nathan: im going back to Maryland for the summer session

Nathan: i got denied at Chipotle and that was the last straw

TJ: rofl

How far would you go?

twilightz0nek9s (1:14:53 AM): ugh
twilightz0nek9s (1:14:57 AM): car is in the shop
mistermartyrose (1:14:58 AM): what happened
mistermartyrose (1:15:00 AM): I'm in NJ
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:06 AM): i just walked 6 miles in the snow
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:16 AM): it was 3 miles each way
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:19 AM): to get weed
mistermartyrose (1:15:20 AM): loooool
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:27 AM): in these bootleg bathing apes i bought online
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:34 AM): feet are bleeding
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:36 AM): :(

Simple Math

keeptalking27: so aaron made cookies
keeptalking27: and im like
keeptalking27: they are 1/2 as good as sex
keeptalking27: and hes like
keeptalking27: so ill have 2
keeptalking27: and be done

=(

keeptalking27: like, most parents that have the moeny
keeptalking27: pay for kids education
keeptalking27: when my parents get older
keeptalking27: and need like
keeptalking27: nursing care
keeptalking27: or something
keeptalking27: im gonna be paying for that
keeptalking27: so its kinda like the cycle of life
keeptalking27: kinda depressing
keeptalking27: since ill never have kids
keeptalking27: 2 take care of me

Some Guys Have all the Luck

keeptalking27 (2:25:53 PM): fucking rough times for me
mistermartyrose (2:26:01 PM): i heard
keeptalking27 (2:26:06 PM): LIke jeez
keeptalking27 (2:26:12 PM): she went for like 18 guys
mistermartyrose (2:26:16 PM): =(
keeptalking27 (2:26:17 PM): i was counting
mistermartyrose (2:26:19 PM): LOL

3:59:01 PM Aaron Rubinstein: yeah its bad, princess? thats what her name tag said
3:59:05 PM Aaron Rubinstein: obv not royality
3:59:11 PM Aaron Rubinstein: like a lowly peasant
3:59:18 PM Marty Rose: lololol
3:59:29 PM Marty Rose: serf imo
4:00:05 PM Aaron Rubinstein: hahah works on the plantation
4:00:17 PM Aaron Rubinstein: she wasnt a peasant she was the town slut
4:00:30 PM Aaron Rubinstein: i tried to hand off
4:00:33 PM Aaron Rubinstein: but no dice
4:00:41 PM Marty Rose: whatd she say
4:00:50 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like h/u with him
4:00:54 PM Aaron Rubinstein: she was like no I want you
4:00:57 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like I dont want you
4:01:01 PM Aaron Rubinstein: but he does
4:01:02 PM Marty Rose: lol
4:01:19 PM Aaron Rubinstein: At the end of the night she was like ill do whatever you want
4:01:23 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like h/u with him
4:01:25 PM Aaron Rubinstein: and I left
4:01:27 PM Marty Rose: loooool
4:01:36 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I had to find TJ
4:01:37 PM Marty Rose: that's absurd
4:01:42 PM Aaron Rubinstein: wandering the streets of bing


So, Aaron, Glasses and TJ all go to a frat party. Theres this redic slut hitting on infi and hooking up with everyone, she comes to glasses and shes like no. Finds 18 other guys apparently before coming back to glasses at the end of the night and asking him to call her a taxi.