How far would you go?

twilightz0nek9s (1:14:53 AM): ugh
twilightz0nek9s (1:14:57 AM): car is in the shop
mistermartyrose (1:14:58 AM): what happened
mistermartyrose (1:15:00 AM): I'm in NJ
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:06 AM): i just walked 6 miles in the snow
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:16 AM): it was 3 miles each way
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:19 AM): to get weed
mistermartyrose (1:15:20 AM): loooool
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:27 AM): in these bootleg bathing apes i bought online
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:34 AM): feet are bleeding
twilightz0nek9s (1:15:36 AM): :(

Simple Math

keeptalking27: so aaron made cookies
keeptalking27: and im like
keeptalking27: they are 1/2 as good as sex
keeptalking27: and hes like
keeptalking27: so ill have 2
keeptalking27: and be done

=(

keeptalking27: like, most parents that have the moeny
keeptalking27: pay for kids education
keeptalking27: when my parents get older
keeptalking27: and need like
keeptalking27: nursing care
keeptalking27: or something
keeptalking27: im gonna be paying for that
keeptalking27: so its kinda like the cycle of life
keeptalking27: kinda depressing
keeptalking27: since ill never have kids
keeptalking27: 2 take care of me

Some Guys Have all the Luck

keeptalking27 (2:25:53 PM): fucking rough times for me
mistermartyrose (2:26:01 PM): i heard
keeptalking27 (2:26:06 PM): LIke jeez
keeptalking27 (2:26:12 PM): she went for like 18 guys
mistermartyrose (2:26:16 PM): =(
keeptalking27 (2:26:17 PM): i was counting
mistermartyrose (2:26:19 PM): LOL

3:59:01 PM Aaron Rubinstein: yeah its bad, princess? thats what her name tag said
3:59:05 PM Aaron Rubinstein: obv not royality
3:59:11 PM Aaron Rubinstein: like a lowly peasant
3:59:18 PM Marty Rose: lololol
3:59:29 PM Marty Rose: serf imo
4:00:05 PM Aaron Rubinstein: hahah works on the plantation
4:00:17 PM Aaron Rubinstein: she wasnt a peasant she was the town slut
4:00:30 PM Aaron Rubinstein: i tried to hand off
4:00:33 PM Aaron Rubinstein: but no dice
4:00:41 PM Marty Rose: whatd she say
4:00:50 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like h/u with him
4:00:54 PM Aaron Rubinstein: she was like no I want you
4:00:57 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like I dont want you
4:01:01 PM Aaron Rubinstein: but he does
4:01:02 PM Marty Rose: lol
4:01:19 PM Aaron Rubinstein: At the end of the night she was like ill do whatever you want
4:01:23 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like h/u with him
4:01:25 PM Aaron Rubinstein: and I left
4:01:27 PM Marty Rose: loooool
4:01:36 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I had to find TJ
4:01:37 PM Marty Rose: that's absurd
4:01:42 PM Aaron Rubinstein: wandering the streets of bing


So, Aaron, Glasses and TJ all go to a frat party. Theres this redic slut hitting on infi and hooking up with everyone, she comes to glasses and shes like no. Finds 18 other guys apparently before coming back to glasses at the end of the night and asking him to call her a taxi.

Rape Button

(8:22:14 PM) palkpal1: they
(8:22:15 PM) palkpal1: have rape
(8:22:17 PM) palkpal1: things
(8:22:18 PM) palkpal1: in the beds
(8:22:19 PM) palkpal1: to hit
(8:33:12 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:33:15 PM) mattrubin82: ur kidding me right
(8:35:54 PM) palkpal1: n
(8:36:04 PM) palkpal1: theres emergency things
(8:36:34 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:36:36 PM) mattrubin82: like deed is done
(8:36:38 PM) mattrubin82: before they get
(8:36:40 PM) mattrubin82: to the room
(8:36:42 PM) palkpal1: yea
(8:36:48 PM) mattrubin82: or do they have an RA
(8:36:49 PM) palkpal1: but it scares people off
(8:36:50 PM) mattrubin82: at every room
(8:36:54 PM) palkpal1: nah\
(8:36:54 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:36:55 PM) palkpal1: n ra
(8:36:58 PM) palkpal1: calls cops
(8:37:00 PM) mattrubin82: like someone under bed
(8:37:02 PM) mattrubin82: ur too close
(8:37:04 PM) mattrubin82: slow it down

Ravioli

Showmeaction1664: whats up buddy
Gfabs5:my mom made a deal with tj and and sonne
Showmeaction1664:hahah
Showmeaction1664:lemme here it
Gfabs5:if they wash the dishes
Gfabs5:she makes them ravolis
Showmeaction1664: Best deal ever

lolz

NeRvEGaS U (11:43:10 PM): there was some black thing tonight goin down at student center
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:12 PM): i thought of u, lol
mistermartyrose (11:43:25 PM): rofl
mistermartyrose (11:43:28 PM): what was going down
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:34 PM): saw some black chick there who had the biggest nice ass ever
mistermartyrose (11:43:40 PM): =)
mistermartyrose (11:43:44 PM): I'm an assman
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:44 PM): dunno, like random people rapping and shit.
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:49 PM): girls stompdancing?
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:52 PM): but it was upstairs
mistermartyrose (11:43:56 PM): damn I woulda loved to freestyle

LESBEIENS

gfabs5: LOL
gfabs5: is your mom a lesbeien?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: really?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: you never told me
gfabs5: i dont think
palkpal1: i know
gfabs5: sry to LOL

accidents happen

allenc05: i saw tysonthe skateboarding bulldog earlier





Jeff: i hit this girl skateboarding in thesnow
the other day





allenc05: lol
fu
this was awesome
hes really good





Jeff: lol w/e she should thank me
she can park wherever she wanst now.

Condom Kingdom

palkpal1 (8:10:44 PM): so im hanging out with girl
palkpal1 (8:10:52 PM): joking around at condom kingdom
palkpal1 (8:11:11 PM): looking at all the toys comments on how viberators are too expensive
palkpal1 (8:11:18 PM): im thinking well not getting ya one
palkpal1 (8:11:27 PM): way out she's like wow these condoms are the shit
palkpal1 (8:11:36 PM): never know when you might need them
palkpal1 (8:11:42 PM): in head im thinking is that a green light
palkpal1 (8:11:48 PM): turns out it was not even close
palkpal1 (8:11:50 PM): to a go
palkpal1 (8:11:54 PM): not even a yellow
palkpal1 (8:12:06 PM): basically a 4car pileup