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keeptalking27: like, most parents that have the moeny
keeptalking27: pay for kids education
keeptalking27: when my parents get older
keeptalking27: and need like
keeptalking27: nursing care
keeptalking27: or something
keeptalking27: im gonna be paying for that
keeptalking27: so its kinda like the cycle of life
keeptalking27: kinda depressing
keeptalking27: since ill never have kids
keeptalking27: 2 take care of me

Some Guys Have all the Luck

keeptalking27 (2:25:53 PM): fucking rough times for me
mistermartyrose (2:26:01 PM): i heard
keeptalking27 (2:26:06 PM): LIke jeez
keeptalking27 (2:26:12 PM): she went for like 18 guys
mistermartyrose (2:26:16 PM): =(
keeptalking27 (2:26:17 PM): i was counting
mistermartyrose (2:26:19 PM): LOL

3:59:01 PM Aaron Rubinstein: yeah its bad, princess? thats what her name tag said
3:59:05 PM Aaron Rubinstein: obv not royality
3:59:11 PM Aaron Rubinstein: like a lowly peasant
3:59:18 PM Marty Rose: lololol
3:59:29 PM Marty Rose: serf imo
4:00:05 PM Aaron Rubinstein: hahah works on the plantation
4:00:17 PM Aaron Rubinstein: she wasnt a peasant she was the town slut
4:00:30 PM Aaron Rubinstein: i tried to hand off
4:00:33 PM Aaron Rubinstein: but no dice
4:00:41 PM Marty Rose: whatd she say
4:00:50 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like h/u with him
4:00:54 PM Aaron Rubinstein: she was like no I want you
4:00:57 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like I dont want you
4:01:01 PM Aaron Rubinstein: but he does
4:01:02 PM Marty Rose: lol
4:01:19 PM Aaron Rubinstein: At the end of the night she was like ill do whatever you want
4:01:23 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I was like h/u with him
4:01:25 PM Aaron Rubinstein: and I left
4:01:27 PM Marty Rose: loooool
4:01:36 PM Aaron Rubinstein: I had to find TJ
4:01:37 PM Marty Rose: that's absurd
4:01:42 PM Aaron Rubinstein: wandering the streets of bing


So, Aaron, Glasses and TJ all go to a frat party. Theres this redic slut hitting on infi and hooking up with everyone, she comes to glasses and shes like no. Finds 18 other guys apparently before coming back to glasses at the end of the night and asking him to call her a taxi.

Rape Button

(8:22:14 PM) palkpal1: they
(8:22:15 PM) palkpal1: have rape
(8:22:17 PM) palkpal1: things
(8:22:18 PM) palkpal1: in the beds
(8:22:19 PM) palkpal1: to hit
(8:33:12 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:33:15 PM) mattrubin82: ur kidding me right
(8:35:54 PM) palkpal1: n
(8:36:04 PM) palkpal1: theres emergency things
(8:36:34 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:36:36 PM) mattrubin82: like deed is done
(8:36:38 PM) mattrubin82: before they get
(8:36:40 PM) mattrubin82: to the room
(8:36:42 PM) palkpal1: yea
(8:36:48 PM) mattrubin82: or do they have an RA
(8:36:49 PM) palkpal1: but it scares people off
(8:36:50 PM) mattrubin82: at every room
(8:36:54 PM) palkpal1: nah\
(8:36:54 PM) mattrubin82: lol
(8:36:55 PM) palkpal1: n ra
(8:36:58 PM) palkpal1: calls cops
(8:37:00 PM) mattrubin82: like someone under bed
(8:37:02 PM) mattrubin82: ur too close
(8:37:04 PM) mattrubin82: slow it down

Ravioli

Showmeaction1664: whats up buddy
Gfabs5:my mom made a deal with tj and and sonne
Showmeaction1664:hahah
Showmeaction1664:lemme here it
Gfabs5:if they wash the dishes
Gfabs5:she makes them ravolis
Showmeaction1664: Best deal ever

lolz

NeRvEGaS U (11:43:10 PM): there was some black thing tonight goin down at student center
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:12 PM): i thought of u, lol
mistermartyrose (11:43:25 PM): rofl
mistermartyrose (11:43:28 PM): what was going down
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:34 PM): saw some black chick there who had the biggest nice ass ever
mistermartyrose (11:43:40 PM): =)
mistermartyrose (11:43:44 PM): I'm an assman
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:44 PM): dunno, like random people rapping and shit.
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:49 PM): girls stompdancing?
NeRvEGaS U (11:43:52 PM): but it was upstairs
mistermartyrose (11:43:56 PM): damn I woulda loved to freestyle