LESBEIENS

gfabs5: LOL
gfabs5: is your mom a lesbeien?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: really?
palkpal1: yea
gfabs5: you never told me
gfabs5: i dont think
palkpal1: i know
gfabs5: sry to LOL

accidents happen

allenc05: i saw tysonthe skateboarding bulldog earlier





Jeff: i hit this girl skateboarding in thesnow
the other day





allenc05: lol
fu
this was awesome
hes really good





Jeff: lol w/e she should thank me
she can park wherever she wanst now.

Condom Kingdom

palkpal1 (8:10:44 PM): so im hanging out with girl
palkpal1 (8:10:52 PM): joking around at condom kingdom
palkpal1 (8:11:11 PM): looking at all the toys comments on how viberators are too expensive
palkpal1 (8:11:18 PM): im thinking well not getting ya one
palkpal1 (8:11:27 PM): way out she's like wow these condoms are the shit
palkpal1 (8:11:36 PM): never know when you might need them
palkpal1 (8:11:42 PM): in head im thinking is that a green light
palkpal1 (8:11:48 PM): turns out it was not even close
palkpal1 (8:11:50 PM): to a go
palkpal1 (8:11:54 PM): not even a yellow
palkpal1 (8:12:06 PM): basically a 4car pileup

Slackers

EspooOoo: but no weed today
EspooOoo: fcking slouch drug dealer
palkpal1: what happened
EspooOoo: nah hes xmas shopping lol
palkpal1: rofl

Not drunk enough

AesirLoki: so im a little drunk last night, im sitting down for a bit
AesirLoki: and this fat chick comes up and starts dancing
AesirLoki: and im just like, sry, no
AesirLoki: as i shake my head and put my hand out
AesirLoki: shes like no?
AesirLoki: im like no
AesirLoki: then she walks away
AesirLoki: this dude like 3 ft from me goes, yeh dude that just happened to me too
AesirLoki: lol

A contest of sorts...

Matthew Rubin: ill run pic for pic with random girls who is better lookng
for $

palkpal1: if i get real pics i will

Matthew Rubin: like u still will have ur slow dumb look even if pic is real

palkpal1: ok buddy we wear same cloths and take pictures and judge

Matthew Rubin: ok how much u want to run it for

palkpal1: we each pick 1 thing to wear and take a picture

Matthew Rubin: lol

palkpal1: i got mine already


Matthew Rubin: whats ur pic u playing guitar hero that ones classic

palkpal1: just shirtless


Matthew Rubin: lol

palkpal1: yea i look retarted there

Matthew Rubin: ill give u 3 to 1 on guitar hero (http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v238/93/3/26806193/n26806193_31764562_8493.jpg)

palkpal1: nah that pic is soo bad

Glasses

palkpal1: so howd u end it
keeptalking27: gave her a hug
keeptalking27: said see u soon
keeptalking27: used the ol poker bluff charm
keeptalking27: she has no idea
keeptalking27: ill never see her again