Candy Shop...

Today at work, one of my co-workers was telling me a story about how he picked up a chick and had sex with her while he was still on the clock. I was pretty surprised when he told me this because he isn't really all there if you know what I mean, and isn't exactly a "looker." When he told me the girl was absolutely hammered it made his story a thousand times more believable. He said he brought the girl upstairs into the candy room and they started going at it. When all of a sudden the girl stops looks up at my co-worker and says,"OMG YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND" and puts on all her clothes and leaves.