TOGIT

So me Marty and Nathan decide to go to TOGIT for some reason. It's basically a blow out. Were just talking and Nathan goes Lenny has a big dick. Marty and I say that's pretty gay. Nathan says it was not gay and eventually tells us this story. We go outside and it starts with we had a foursome. It ended up being Nathan, Nathan's ex girlfriend, some Indian guy, and Lenny. Apparently Nathan saw Lenny on the way home and invited him to the party. It turns out it went Nathan first then the Indian guy and Lenny was bringing up the rear with the third one in. It was with some Asian girl that's 26 years old right now and this occurred last year. Turns out Nathan had to kiss the Indian guy to get it started. So he basically ran the most heterosexual thing since going hunting.

turning stone

need 1 more for ts july 3rd-july 9th

The Line Up

keeptalking27: asains/whites r close 2 tied for 1st

keeptalking27: then brazilians

keeptalking27: then eastern europeans

keeptalking27: then jerking off

keeptalking27: then africans and spanish ppl

Bad food

A few people go out to eat in Japan. In the middle of the night Antonio wakes up and throws something out the window. Gerard asks what the fuck he is doing and apparently he shit his pants and just throws the boxers out the 40Th floor window. They go back to sleep and now Antonio wakes up and is throwing out all his sheets it turns out he shit on there too. So hes just throwing out the sheets from the 40Th floor. It turns out in the gift shop the lady gave him laxatives. He sleeps the rest of the night on the toilet.

Baum

Its graduation day and Baum is getting a little action from his girlfriend. He decides to get kinky and wear her pink bandanna on the way home. So he is driving home and he sees a man with a flashlight and has to swerve last minute. The guy goes up to Nathan's window and ends up being a cop. The cop makes Nathan do all the normal drunk test and finally says if your not drunk why are you wearing the pink bandanna. Nathan says what are you the fashion police and the cop just walks away.

Lady's Man

Matt Rubin82: maybe can pick up a girl at the homeless shelter

palkpal1: maybe

palkpal1: we cant all be matt r

Matt Rubin82: is true

Matt Rubin82: am too good

palkpal1: matt r > then brad pitt

Matt Rubin82: is

palkpal1: matt r is a legend that most can never live up too

Matt Rubin82: yea

palkpal1: when u have a perfect night and get go all the way

Matt Rubin82: u got that right

palkpal1: u know what its like to be in matt r's shoes

,,,

Matt Rubin82 (9:23:19 PM): u get a haircut
palkpal1 (9:27:15 PM): just the pubes
Matt Rubin82 (9:27:21 PM): u make me ill

Turning Stone

Running turning stone july 5-10 im me or call me for details.

Nice Stalks

MisterMartyRose: yo
palkpal1: yo
MisterMartyRose: what's up
palkpal1: a guy came to my house and asked my mom out
MisterMartyRose: seriously?
palkpal1: gas guy
palkpal1: yea
palkpal1: thats what she said
palkpal1: he followed her here
palkpal1: i guess
MisterMartyRose: what'd she say
palkpal1: no

Father's Day

palkpal1: card was $3
palkpal1: like i draw the line at abe

Turning Stone

So me and Marty decide to run turning stone and we get Matt R to come with us. We get to turning stone at around 6 p.m. I sit down at 2 5 when am waiting for my satellite pick up kings and get it all in pre for 250 each with it I run into jack 1o. Flops jack 10 and it holds. I am then called for the satellite. I try to run the bullys on this cute girl at my table and she just pushes every time. Eventually she gets called and losses which she apparently wanted me heads up since am mr fish. I lose the heads up and get nothing. I grind out 1 2 for being up 60 dollars at the end of the day. We get to the hotel and we run a mcdonalds which is open 24 hrs. A few modo drafts are done which we 0-2. The next day we get up and get to ts around 1. I get in the 2 5 which i run pretty well and end the day up 1200. Matt ends the day up 300 and Marty ends up 150. The next day Marty plays a little when me and matt run breakfest. During play a guy calls floor on me for talking twice. He refuses to look at me though. I immediatly ask to be put on the 2 5 waiting list so i can bust this donk. I am never able to enter game before marty gets stacked so we just leave. There was a nice crew of Mtg players from MD which was Allen Jackson and his crew.

Gerard...

palkpal1: apparently ioli almost won the 150
MisterMartyRose: what site
palkpal1: according to gerard
palkpal1: pokerstars
MisterMartyRose: today?
palkpal1: 55= almost there
palkpal1: apparently
MisterMartyRose: LOOOOOOOL
palkpal1: i say final tabled
palkpal1: he goes nah 55
MisterMartyRose: he's unreal

As Taken From Tim Aten's AIM Profile

People who have told me how attractive Gerard Fabiano is in AIM chats in 2007:
1> Jesse Sigler
2> Kyle Sanchez
3> Zac Hill

AC

Went to ac a few weeks ago. It ended pretty badly which involved me losing 1k. Just went with Matt and ran into Soyer and others. I end up getting 2 to 1 for my last 400 with top pair and a flush draw. One guy says he has 2 pair and folds. I call since the odds are good i river a set but he obv has a boat. I stare into the pot lost like Mike did in rounders. Am just amazed at how the day went even though am only down 2 buy ins. Seems i just cant win at Borgata should prob be playing at the Tropicana only. I am taking a little break from AC and am going to try to find some smaller games around in clubs. Gonna be going to Turning Stone as well in a few weeks maybe the June 16 week and try to grind into the 1k or 2500.