Thanks to:

Jeff Garza aka ActionJeff for plugging the blog on www.cardrunners.com. So in honor of that I will revive this AJ classic.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007
A Day In The Life Of ActionJeff
jgarzoid: so
jgarzoid: im at the bank depositing some euros
jgarzoid: and my checking account is pretty juicy because I just had a UB wire go through, and I need the write the IRS a big check (over $100k for the sake of this story)
jgarzoid: the woman at the desk goes and asks
jgarzoid: why do you have so much money in your checking account?
jgarzoid: "I have to pay taxes"
jgarzoid: "yeah, but THAT much?"
jgarzoid: "yes."
jgarzoid: "WOW. Do you own a business or something?"
jgarzoid: "yeah, sort of"
jgarzoid: she looks at me skeptically, kind of impressed
jgarzoid: "omg, you really should pay quarterly"
jgarzoid: I eye her and nonchalantly reply
jgarzoid: "That is my quarterly payment."


MisterMartyRose: check the blog
palkpal1: pretty unreal
palkpal1: like i owed $100
palkpal1: guess he owed a tad bit more
MisterMartyRose: yeah maybe


Also I'd like to give a shout out to www.pocketfives.com especially OT as well as www.twoplustwo.com.

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janjaweedSlayah (1:53:56 AM): down to 8k on poker
janjaweedSlayah (1:54:00 AM): tilted away so much
janjaweedSlayah (1:54:09 AM): banned from blackjack on ub
janjaweedSlayah (1:54:14 AM): i lost like 25k there
janjaweedSlayah (1:54:17 AM): on blackjack
MisterMartyRose (1:54:31 AM): awkward

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He's Not Kidding Either...

da7cardstud (5:54:26 PM): Yo
da7cardstud (5:54:32 PM): just scored the best campus job ever
MisterMartyRose (5:55:14 PM): what's that
da7cardstud (5:55:18 PM): nude model 9$ an hour
da7cardstud (5:55:27 PM): you rock out with your cock out for 3hr shifts
da7cardstud (5:55:30 PM): and get paid
MisterMartyRose (5:55:43 PM): god your gay
MisterMartyRose (5:55:52 PM): looooooooooooooooooool
MisterMartyRose (5:55:58 PM): $9
MisterMartyRose (5:56:01 PM): loooooooooooooooooooooool
MisterMartyRose (5:56:08 PM): you're a 9 dollar whore
da7cardstud (5:56:18 PM): like you dont have to do anything u just stand there
da7cardstud (5:56:24 PM): u dont have to take on any cock or anything
MisterMartyRose (5:56:44 PM): looool

He's Not Kidding...

palkpal1 (4:04:05 PM): how much u selling a dime bag for
palkpal1 (4:04:11 PM): 20?

Scene from a movie

palkpal1 (9:02:01 PM): yo

keeptalking27 (9:02:05 PM): man i sware

keeptalking27 (9:02:09 PM): i just had sometihng happen

keeptalking27 (9:02:15 PM): that should only ever happen in movies

palkpal1 (9:02:24 PM): tell

keeptalking27 (9:02:30 PM): i went 2 get diner

keeptalking27 (9:02:33 PM): so i drove

keeptalking27 (9:02:35 PM): 2 restaurant

keeptalking27 (9:02:40 PM): and as im gettin out of car

keeptalking27 (9:02:43 PM): i see this girl

keeptalking27 (9:03:05 PM): and she has on this like mini skirt but like somehow its tight so like u can still see her ass and like shes redic hot

keeptalking27 (9:03:12 PM): so like i had my back 2 the door of my car

keeptalking27 (9:03:35 PM): and i closed it, but apprently i was too close and so i slammed the corner of the soor into my back and so it hurt and i yelled fuck

keeptalking27 (9:03:49 PM): and so this old lady and her grandchild were i guess parked a few cars away

keeptalking27 (9:03:53 PM): and she comes over to me

keeptalking27 (9:04:04 PM): and shes like, your parents did a terrable job

keeptalking27 (9:04:45 PM): like

keeptalking27 (9:04:51 PM): i rly wanted to just punch her

keeptalking27 (9:04:59 PM): but that wouldent bevery smart

Sick if it's true

Here is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge?
Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.

Banks

keeptalking27 (1:50:34 PM): so i checked the balance
keeptalking27 (1:50:38 PM): at a atm from a dof bank
keeptalking27 (1:50:42 PM): it was 3.44
keeptalking27 (1:50:44 PM): i get statement
keeptalking27 (1:50:52 PM): i got charged 2.0 for checkin balance at an atm
keeptalking27 (1:50:53 PM): i was like
palkpal1 (1:05:22 AM): rofl
palkpal1 (1:05:23 AM): rofl
keeptalking27 (1:50:56 PM): r u kidding me

I feel like nathan

MisterMartyRose (1:14:19 AM): YO
MisterMartyRose (1:14:24 AM): JUST DID THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
MisterMartyRose (1:14:40 AM): I CALLED UP MY COLLEGE RADIO STATION
MisterMartyRose (1:14:48 AM): AND SAID I HAD A PROBLEM
MisterMartyRose (1:15:16 AM): BECAUSE THIS RA ASKED ME TO GO BOWLING WITH HER AND SO I THOUGHT SOMETHING MIGHT SPARK
MisterMartyRose (1:15:19 AM): BETWEEN US
MisterMartyRose (1:15:30 AM): BUT THEN SHE TELLS ME THAT RA'S AND RESIDENTS CANT DATE
MisterMartyRose (1:15:42 AM): I DIDNT KNOW IF SHE JUST DIDNT LIKE ME OR SHE WAS PLAYING HARD TO GET
MisterMartyRose (1:15:53 AM): SO THEY TALKED TO ME AND PLAYED SOME SONGS FOR ME
MisterMartyRose (1:16:02 AM): THEN SHE CALLED UP AND TALKED ABOUT ME LOL
NJMIKE087 (1:16:15 AM): LOL
NJMIKE087 (1:16:25 AM): who fucking listens to the college radio station
MisterMartyRose (1:16:40 AM): WHO CARES HOW FUNNY IS THAT
NJMIKE087 (1:16:49 AM): she was listening to college radio station wat a loser
MisterMartyRose (1:17:08 AM): her friends do the show
MisterMartyRose (1:17:11 AM): that's why
NJMIKE087 (1:17:11 AM): oh ok
NJMIKE087 (1:17:16 AM): that explains it

TJ Imperlizzi

EspooOoo (9:41:58 PM): get a call from tj imp
EspooOoo (9:42:00 PM): hes like
EspooOoo (9:42:08 PM): u got anyone we can set up?
EspooOoo (9:42:17 PM): im like what the fuck do u mean WE

john mullen

mullennn468 (9:54:26 PM): most porn sites have spyware right?
palkpal1 (9:09:13 AM): how would i know
mullennn468 (9:54:53 PM): idk ur older?
mullennn468 (9:58:12 PM): do macs get viruses?
mullennn468 (9:58:16 PM): my friend says they dont

hmmm

GFabs5 (3:50:02 PM): lets make a show
GFabs5 (3:50:04 PM): me and u
GFabs5 (3:50:12 PM): we just go around nyc
GFabs5 (3:50:15 PM): and talk to girls
GFabs5 (3:50:20 PM): then sleep with them
GFabs5 (3:50:29 PM): then steal their wallets
roamingwildyak (3:50:33 PM): lol
roamingwildyak (3:50:38 PM): this sounds very similar to date rape
GFabs5 (3:50:43 PM): loooooooooooooooool

Selling full tilt cash

Selling full tilt money if anyone needs. Just im me or message me on facebook.
tj

Ship it

carolinakid420: lucky guy

theodore palkon: my equitys 40percent

Dealer: theodore palkon has 15 seconds left to act
theodore palkon: u called pot with 5 high

carolinakid420: il still win

Dealer: carolinakid420 shows [7s 7d]Dealer: theodore palkon shows [Jd Kc]Dealer: carolinakid420 shows two pair, Sevens and TwosDealer: theodore palkon shows two pair, Kings and TwosDealer: theodore palkon wins the pot (2,300) with two pair, Kings and Twos

theodore palkon (Observer): seems u lied

carolinakid420 (Observer): donk

carolinakid420 (Observer): fu

carolinakid420 (Observer): pussy