Fakehat's Brother Took This Guy For 15k...

pacifist ashman (10:32:50 AM): hi
skibberz17 (1:33:59 PM): hi
pacifist ashman (10:33:19 AM): are you on aim a lot cause you dont have friends
skibberz17 (1:34:30 PM): i dont have friends IRL or on the internet!
skibberz17 (1:36:56 PM): can i please have my money back
skibberz17 (1:37:18 PM): i beg u =(
skibberz17 (1:43:04 PM): enjoy my money...
pacifist ashman (10:42:22 AM): you couldn't hvae lost it to a nicer guy
pacifist ashman (10:42:28 AM): that is one consolation
skibberz17 (1:43:30 PM): if u were a nice guy u would give it baclk
skibberz17 (1:43:57 PM): treat others how u would like to be treated
skibberz17 (1:44:11 PM): unfortunately UB screwed me
skibberz17 (1:44:18 PM): on many many hands
pacifist ashman (10:43:59 AM): dont worry about it
pacifist ashman (10:44:01 AM): poker is a tough game
pacifist ashman (10:44:03 AM): you'll be back
skibberz17 (1:44:58 PM): well i am sick of life adn trying to make a living for myself
skibberz17 (1:44:59 PM): no
skibberz17 (1:45:06 PM): im just gonna go shoot myself like i said
skibberz17 (1:45:16 PM): no friends no family no money to survive
skibberz17 (1:45:48 PM): u wouldnt know what its like
pacifist ashman (10:44:56 AM): ur a nice guy though
skibberz17 (1:46:12 PM): so
skibberz17 (1:46:19 PM): that doesnt mean anything
pacifist ashman (10:46:18 AM): girls like nice dudes
skibberz17 (1:47:24 PM): no girl would want a loser like me
pacifist ashman (10:46:48 AM): have you had a girlfriend b4
skibberz17 (1:47:48 PM): yea
pacifist ashman (10:47:02 AM): maybe she can help you
skibberz17 (1:48:00 PM): no
pacifist ashman (10:47:13 AM): why not
skibberz17 (1:48:10 PM): id rather die
skibberz17 (1:49:30 PM): my dog died this morning
skibberz17 (1:49:33 PM): not even kidding
skibberz17 (1:49:38 PM): i think im supposed to up with him =)
pacifist ashman (10:49:06 AM): do you live in an apt
skibberz17 (1:50:25 PM): nope
pacifist ashman (10:49:38 AM): house?
skibberz17 (1:50:33 PM): yep
skibberz17 (1:50:38 PM): was gonna pay it off..
pacifist ashman (10:49:48 AM): hm you are renting a house out by yourself?
skibberz17 (1:50:42 PM): but i cant lol
pacifist ashman (10:49:52 AM): haha
skibberz17 (1:51:00 PM): u got my money
skibberz17 (1:51:48 PM): please friend.. give me a last hope
pacifist ashman (10:51:01 AM): why arent you better at poker
skibberz17 (1:52:06 PM): im so depressed and went on tilt so bad
skibberz17 (1:52:17 PM): didnt even stop
skibberz17 (1:52:21 PM): just watched it all go away
pacifist ashman (10:51:31 AM): why were you depressed
skibberz17 (1:52:29 PM): my DOG DIED
skibberz17 (1:52:46 PM): fucking got ran over
pacifist ashman (10:51:54 AM): sorry
pacifist ashman (10:52:03 AM): what game of poker do you nroamlly play, what stakes
skibberz17 (1:53:08 PM): 3-6 5-10 10-25
skibberz17 (1:53:30 PM): the more i win the higher i went
pacifist ashman (10:52:45 AM): except for today
skibberz17 (1:54:06 PM): yep
pacifist ashman (10:54:03 AM): where did you work before poker
skibberz17 (1:55:31 PM): odd jobs
skibberz17 (1:55:38 PM): no steady work
skibberz17 (1:56:51 PM): can you please send my money back sir? i promise i will leave you alone
pacifist ashman (10:56:02 AM): i have to go but i'll talk to you later, don't worry it is just 1 day you will get better
skibberz17 (1:57:08 PM): please...
skibberz17 (1:57:22 PM): i cant afford to live without it
skibberz17 (1:57:58 PM): i tell you what once i'm off tilt i will earn more and pay you back
skibberz17 (1:58:07 PM): you seen me before how good i was
pacifist ashman (10:57:21 AM): never
pacifist ashman (10:57:23 AM): ttyl
skibberz17 (1:58:21 PM): ...
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Cocaine

Your Holy Dark: so did you snort coke?
da7cardstud: ya
Your Holy Dark: off of a mirror? With a roll of 100 dollar bills?
da7cardstud: unfortunately not
da7cardstud: off a textbook with a 5$ bill
da7cardstud: i am not a movie star
Your Holy Dark: lmao
Your Holy Dark: what booK?
da7cardstud: i think European history
Your Holy Dark: hahahaha
da7cardstud: im not sure

AC

So me and Marty decide to run ac again this weekend. We see the Lucky You movie first which was good. Then we get to AC around 9. There is a pretty long wait for 2 5 so i sit down in 1 2. I end up getting dealt AK with a lot of limps raise to 15. A guy who limped raises to 55 i just think for a sec and was like wish this lady got my water before i felt. I decide to push for 250 what a play. He auto calls and the aces hold. We get to 2 5 and i end up winning one huge flop were i flop a pair and flush draw and get there on the river for a 1k pot. I play pretty solid and am able to grind out a +500 day. Marty played one hand where he wins a pot with top pair jack kicker for almost 1k. The table was pretty good with the characters. Wanted to stay longer for the times but exams and Marty working caused for a end of session around 1am.

Spiderman 3

I went to the spiderman 3 premier last night and I just want to say it was so horrendous. The only reason I had fun was because we were just really obnoxious and boohing/making fun of the movie loudly/screaming kill him or that dirty skank. This is the first movie I've been to that people actually boohed/walked out of visible disgusted.

ActionJeff Gets No Action

jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: im not sure if im a fan of just flaunting the money
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: one of my friends did that in ireland
Martyrose927 [4:22 PM]: what happened?
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: when we were trying to pick up a couple girls we actually had in the hotel lobby
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: he ended up looking like an idiot
Martyrose927 [4:22 PM]: how
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: and ruining it for both of us
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: well, it was going well
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: and it seemed like we could pull them pretty easy
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: but he juist started getting drunk and being like
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: YEAH, I TRAVEL THE WORLD
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: he started a sentence
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: THIS IS A BRAG BUT
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: I TRAVEL THE WORLD PLAYING POKER TOURNAMENTS AND MAKING MONEY
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: and then he pulled out his novelty check from a tourney he won the day before
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: for 125k euros
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: and showed it off
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: for like the 5th time
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: so the girls were like, giving him looks like IS THIS GUY FOR REAL
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: and i was so in that i almost had them anyway, one girl said she was gonna take work off tommorow 100% and kept giving me indicators of interest
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: but the other girl was so disgusted by this idiot
Martyrose927 [4:24 PM]: I guess all girls aren't golddiggers
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: that she kept saying she wanted to go home
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: and we'd meet up another night
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: and they ended up leaving after 10 mins of indecision
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: after i had them there for HOURS
Martyrose927 [4:25 PM]: bad beat
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: i was gonna bring the one girl, Rachel, up to my room
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: to "teach her poker"
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: very bad beat
Martyrose927 [4:25 PM]: looool
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: i was super pissed at my friend
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: fucking idiot
Martyrose927 [4:25 PM]: cock blocked soooooo bad

Gerard

Gerard Fabiano (Seton Hall) wroteat 1:48pm on April 24th, 2007

used jon sonne's rash cream medicine as tooth paste

Matt Rubin82: yeah he did

Matt Rubin82: and jon applies

Matt Rubin82: the cream

Matt Rubin82: directly

Matt Rubin82: on the scab

Matt Rubin82: ...

MisterMartyRose: loooool

Awkward

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VJCxvWgwL8