I'm A Bad Person

MisterMartyRose: what it do
Cuban313: nothin
MisterMartyRose: how's jenn
Cuban313: fine
Cuban313: im not supposed to talk to girls this week tho
MisterMartyRose: looooooool?
Cuban313: its part of hell week
MisterMartyRose: ????
Cuban313: its part of pledging
Cuban313: were supposed to get initiated friday
Cuban313: so this is hell week aka the hardest week
MisterMartyRose: so you can't talk to girls
MisterMartyRose: what else can't you do
Cuban313: smoke anything drink or take any stimulants like caffeine or a lot of sugar
MisterMartyRose: nice life
Cuban313: its not bad
Cuban313: and dont put this on the blog if you were thinking about it
MisterMartyRose: FUCK
MisterMartyRose: why not?
Cuban313: im not really supposed to talk about it at all
MisterMartyRose: sounds like they got you by the balls
Cuban313: every fraternity is secretive
MisterMartyRose: because they don't want their members to tell the truth about their buttraping leaders?
Cuban313: maybe for some
Cuban313: each one has different secrets
MisterMartyRose: so sketchy

A Day In The Life Of A Dishwasher At Friendlys

palkpal1: yo
MisterMartyRose: how was work
palkpal1: quitting tom
palkpal1: like kept me till 1 am
palkpal1: i try to sneak out
palkpal1: then there like theodore
palkpal1: she calls the manager
palkpal1: am like am only on till 11 3o
palkpal1: its 11 30
MisterMartyRose: lol
palkpal1: why cant i leave
MisterMartyRose: what'd they say?
palkpal1: cant leave tills all done
palkpal1: i just do it knowing am not comming back
MisterMartyRose: wow
palkpal1: with no dishwasher this week
palkpal1: there gonna be soo fucked
palkpal1: anyway
palkpal1: like my scheduels pretty funny
palkpal1: tues 5-11
palkpal1: thurs 5-11 30
palkpal1: fri 5-10
palkpal1: sat 3-1230
palkpal1: sun 5-11 30
palkpal1: like not going to any
MisterMartyRose: lol I should go in
MisterMartyRose: one day
MisterMartyRose: and say
MisterMartyRose: "are you guys looking for any dishwashers?"
palkpal1: like with the pay
palkpal1: noone wants to do it
palkpal1: we have 2 right now am pretty sure
MisterMartyRose: they would probably hire me on the spot
palkpal1: they would
palkpal1: like its a retarted job
palkpal1: its just dirty
palkpal1: and pays nothing
palkpal1: and is hard work
palkpal1: hours are terrible as well
MisterMartyRose: so what are you going to tell your dad
palkpal1: that am tired of working at a place i cant even leave when am done
MisterMartyRose: looooool
palkpal1: they lock the doors
palkpal1: u cant even leave
MisterMartyRose: hahaha
MisterMartyRose: that sucks so much
palkpal1: yeah like almost quit on the spot
palkpal1: ill just tt my dad
palkpal1: like such an unreal job
MisterMartyRose: yeah
palkpal1: like i made 12 dollars in the 1.5
hrspalkpal1: i shit on 12 dollars
MisterMartyRose: looooooool
palkpal1: i shit on my paycheck too
palkpal1: am just gonna tell my dad am running poker
palkpal1: if i fail ill get a normal job
MisterMartyRose: I think that's a great idea

Another AC run.

So we get ready to go to Atlantic City. I call out of my high paying job with a bright future to go. I go to pick up Marty and apparently he needs to cut the grass. It takes awhile and then i pick up my mom's car. We end up going 10 miles before i realize i forgot my money. Marty says that Gerard can probably cover me. I just start laughing. We meet Gerard at the rest stop and hes in a purple shirt and suit since he came from an interview. He needs a spot since his checks haven't cleared yet. We get to AC and there is a wait for 2 5. I read a guys hand from just watching for a second and an old guy basically busted. Then assumed Gerard was God since he knew me. We get to 2 5 and Marty wins a few large pots at the start. Gerard just pays him off as if hes running the splits. He is only splitting with me though. I don't know how but the boards 10 9 3 2 with three clubs a guy stacks off with king 10(no club) Gerard has the flush and hes up to 900. I basically just throw away some chips threw out the day and end up 440 and Gerard is up 300 and Marty is up almost 1k.

AIM Account Hacks

Cuban313 (4:17:08 PM): palkpal1 (2:47:01 PM): why am i under the N word?
Cuban313 (4:17:51 PM): and then he changed my buddy group that was n words
Martyrose927 (4:17:52 PM): lol
Cuban313 (4:18:02 PM): and added i dont get it? to the end
Martyrose927 (4:18:08 PM): lol
Martyrose927 (4:18:15 PM): so you have a group of friends that's
Martyrose927 (4:18:18 PM): niggas
Martyrose927 (4:18:22 PM): ?
Cuban313 (4:18:24 PM): yeah
Martyrose927 (4:18:32 PM): that's pretty awesome
Martyrose927 (4:18:46 PM): am I a "nigga?"
Cuban313 (4:18:58 PM): yeah its basically just you and tj that are ever online in it
Martyrose927 (4:19:14 PM): real talk
Cuban313 (4:19:31 PM): i put all the other mtg and hs people in a group on the bottom since i never im them anymore
Cuban313 (4:19:44 PM): and then i have drexel in between
Martyrose927 (4:19:56 PM): solid
Martyrose927 (4:20:04 PM): my buddly list is fucked up
Cuban313 (4:20:09 PM): i didnt have anything to do one day so i reorganized it all
Martyrose927 (4:20:13 PM): ill probably fix it when i go to college
Martyrose927 (4:20:18 PM): yeah
Martyrose927 (4:20:24 PM): make space for college friends
Cuban313 (4:20:29 PM): yeah cause then its worth making a group for the college people
Martyrose927 (4:20:42 PM): right now I just have it homiez
Martyrose927 (4:20:50 PM): then all the gay subgroups AIM has
Cuban313 (4:21:01 PM): yeah i just deleted those
Cuban313 (4:21:07 PM): tj has the best group tho
Martyrose927 (4:21:17 PM): what's that
Cuban313 (4:21:22 PM): mistermartyrose
Martyrose927 (4:21:30 PM): LOLOL

Bueety and the Geek

GFabs5 (5:43:01 PM): i go on bueety and the geek sunday
GFabs5 (5:43:05 PM): open casting call
GFabs5 (5:43:18 PM): i say i am geek who play magic
GFabs5 (5:43:25 PM): think i get on?

Matt Rubin82 (5:47:54 PM): u spell too bad to be a geek

Glasses Moments

keeptalking27: yo

palkpal1: what up

keeptalking27: O

keeptalking27: M

keeptalking27: G

keeptalking27: so like i went 2 the late night cafe 2 get something 2 eat

keeptalking27: i get there

keeptalking27: these 2 girls are making out

keeptalking27: then

keeptalking27: im walking back 2 my dorm

keeptalking27: and like ahead of me are this guy and girl fightinh

keeptalking27: and so

keeptalking27: appently the girl is dumping the guy

keeptalking27: and so

keeptalking27: the guy is like bitch go fuck yourself

keeptalking27: and

keeptalking27: the girl goes

keeptalking27: IM TIRED OF HAVING SEX W/ YOUR 3 INCH DICK

keeptalking27: and then she goes

keeptalking27: and buy the way

keeptalking27: learn to wipe your fucking ass you smell like shit

palkpal1: whats he say?

keeptalking27: nothing

keeptalking27: i started luaghing

keeptalking27: and like

keeptalking27: it was awk

keeptalking27: b/c they heard me laughing

keeptalking27: so i ran the pretned i was readin txt msg on cell phone

keeptalking27: then she just like walked away from him

palkpal1: you prob could of gotten some break up sex

keeptalking27: i doubt it

palkpal1: u shoulda walked over and been like am bigger then 3 baby

keeptalking27: i havent shaved in 3 days, i smell bad b/c i was at the library studying anf it was 90 degrees in there

keeptalking27: u could run the im 2x as big

keeptalking27: and not be lyin

palkpal1: yea

palkpal1: like 3s pretty huge though

keeptalking27: i mean

keeptalking27: i wish i was that big

Tattoo

da7cardstud: so i showed my parents the ink
da7cardstud: they were like
da7cardstud: whatever
MisterMartyRose: lol