LONE STAR could not find an Outback

The adventure starts when I Tj Palkon start to drive home from Atlantic City. In the car with me was Lenny and a fellow named Nathan Baum. We were all pretty pumped from the experience since i was up 300 Lenny snagged 200 and Nathan was up 800. We all decided that Outback would be the correct play. We call up Marty Rose and he finds us an Outback so we somehow are gonna live the dream. A few minutes later we realize the dream was just a nightmare so we decide to settle for an Olive Garden which is obv packed so we go into the almost empty Lone Star. There food really is the pits. We decide that the big winner will pay for the evening and he has a sense of accomplishments. He goes from eating out of the garbage to buying people dinner. Me and Lenny basically order as much as possible and we pig out. Behind us there is apparently an attractive younger women which i can not see but with a butterball friend. As life would be that's how it seems to work in this universe. Nathan keeps saying that shes cute and after a few minutes of convincing i get him to run some shenanagins. He decides that he should order them some dessert. I tell him to go with the sunday and three spoons so he goes over and trys some. He is smarter then that so he tells the waitress that we would pay for any dessert that they would want. We get are dinner and everything is going well. The foods a little shaky and then i hear a WHAAAT! It turns out the girls were a little freaked out from the offer. They immediately ask for the check which has Nathan feeling like a douche. He puts his head down in shame as the girls leave. They end up taking the long route so they do not have to walk by are table. The ugly friend who I would prob fuck after a long game of cards gives us a stare down which was just awkward. I ask the waitress what happened while Nathan is pretty embarrassed. He admits that him and the ladies are hopeless and we just get the check. I ask her if it was a smart idea and she said they were just a little shy. Even Nathan knows when someone just wants there tip. So we get up and leave with two people in an amazing mood while one is embarrassed and lost some of his manliness.