TwilightZ0ne

So its tj, marty, espoo, and nathan from the way back from a ptq in md. On the way back we decide to get something to eat so we stop at fridays. We take a raffle on who has to walk in to see what the waits in. For the first time ever i dont get picked and marty has to go in. Baum fist pumps his dodging of the walk. Marty leaves and goes in then to my amazement baum goes gotta run bathroom. So he gets out of the car and marty apparenttly says to baum place are name ill see if were staying since its 25 mins. Marty gets back and we wait a few secs. Then mins and we finally get out of the car after 20mins. Baum coudent find out where we parked. We just yell at how dumb baum is and how he cant find the car. To top it off he never put are name in so we go in and the waits 30mins. So we just berate baum at how dumb he is for not being able to find the car. He swears we moved it somewhere and he coudent find it. He eventually just admits that he was too dumb and he coudent find the car. He was telling us how he was asking to borrow cell phones and no one would give him one. He even asked the officer "can you help me i lost my friends." The true story is once marty got in the car i decided to move it 3 spaces to the left. Apparenttly baum coudent figure it out. He kept walking over so close then turning around in frustartion. He kept mutter "this isent funny guys" under his breath on the 20mins he was waiting outside. He walked around and coudent find us. So the joke cost us a good 50mins that werent not getting back but well worth it. Food was pretty fridays like so average at best. TIll the next time NANANANANANANANANANANANANAANNAN

Glasses

keeptalking27 (8:14:39 AM): well i will, but ill be out
keeptalking27 (8:14:43 AM): got big day
MisterMartyRose (8:14:51 AM): ?
keeptalking27 (8:14:57 AM): haircut
keeptalking27 (8:15:01 AM): then 3 different banks
keeptalking27 (8:15:03 AM): stock broker
keeptalking27 (8:15:05 AM): post office
keeptalking27 (8:15:09 AM): best chinese buffet ever
keeptalking27 (8:15:10 AM): poker game
MisterMartyRose (8:15:31 AM): I'm so glad I'm not you
keeptalking27 (8:15:38 AM): lol
keeptalking27 (8:15:41 AM): whys that
MisterMartyRose (8:15:51 AM): don't worry about it

classes

MisterMartyRose (3:39:16 AM): regging for classes such a beating
palkpal1 (3:39:31 AM): u wanna see a beating
MisterMartyRose (3:39:34 AM): yea
palkpal1 (3:39:37 AM): be on probatioon
palkpal1 (3:39:41 AM): and then try to register
palkpal1 (3:39:46 AM): gotta go in person
MisterMartyRose (3:39:55 AM): rofl that happened to u?
palkpal1 (3:39:58 AM): was so unreal
palkpal1 (3:40:03 AM): gpa was 1.98
palkpal1 (3:40:05 AM): and if its below 2
palkpal1 (3:40:07 AM): u gotta meet
MisterMartyRose (3:40:17 AM): wow im sorry
MisterMartyRose (3:40:23 AM): that musta sucked
palkpal1 (3:40:38 AM): yea
palkpal1 (3:40:39 AM): did
palkpal1 (3:40:43 AM): wanted 1 class
palkpal1 (3:40:45 AM): i drive in
palkpal1 (3:40:48 AM): aint there anymore
MisterMartyRose (3:41:16 AM): unreal

oops...

palkpal1: so where u serious about the fox being gay?
mattrubin82: i think hes bi
mattrubin82: actually
mattrubin82: but yeah
mattrubin82: hes an odd one
palkpal1 (9:08:17 PM): lol i slept with him
MisterMartyRose (9:08:10 PM): awk

everything i said about modo is true all losers

TJ Palkon=ghpar4

http://my.tcgplayer.com/blog/view/id_987/

uhhh

palkpal1 (8:02:52 PM): in grade school someone was convinced jerking off was sticking a finger up your ass
palkpal1 (8:02:54 PM): next day
palkpal1 (8:02:57 PM): hes like i jerked off
MisterMartyRose (8:03:01 PM): looooooooooooooool

Chris Moneymaker

scentofapig [observer]: chris do poker pros get a lot of hot groupie chicks
Money800: married
smokesnow [observer]: to a hot chick?
Money800: not really

BUSTES

palkpal1: how many times have u prematurly ejaculated
keeptalking27: too many

Cuban's Definition of Cutting Back

Cuban313 (1:16:32 PM): and i dont have mono
Cuban313 (1:16:34 PM): probably
MisterMartyRose (12:16:26 PM): good
Cuban313 (1:16:47 PM): i just have a really bad cough
Cuban313 (1:16:58 PM): keep coughing up yellow and green shit
MisterMartyRose (12:16:49 PM): ew
Cuban313 (1:17:12 PM): pretty sure its from smoking almost every day
MisterMartyRose (12:16:54 PM): looooool
Cuban313 (1:17:15 PM): i said i was gonna take a break
Cuban313 (1:17:19 PM): which i kinda have been
Cuban313 (1:17:36 PM): but saturday i smoked like 6 blunts
MisterMartyRose (12:17:32 PM): awk
Cuban313 (1:18:11 PM): 4 of them were fatties that just destroyed my chest after 1 hit

hmmm

xsuperxscenex: being a girl

xsuperxscenex: and getting raped

xsuperxscenex: is really

xsuperxscenex: so plus ev

xsuperxscenex: for them

gg

i3jetseg (10:33:09 PM): like illegally downloaded
i3jetseg (10:33:18 PM): "the simpsons movie"
i3jetseg (10:33:29 PM): then after 2 hours of dling
i3jetseg (10:33:36 PM): it was gay fucking sex
i3jetseg (10:33:54 PM): it was terrible
MisterMartyRose (2:33:40 AM): LOLOL

fuck the police

MisterMartyRose (12:58:55 AM): me and 5 black ppl are coming back from a halloween party
MisterMartyRose (12:59:02 AM): were waiting to cross the street
MisterMartyRose (12:59:09 AM): undercover cop car comes flying at us
MisterMartyRose (12:59:16 AM): 4 narcs jump out
MisterMartyRose (12:59:20 AM): grab me
MisterMartyRose (12:59:28 AM): tell me to get my hands on the car
da7cardstud (12:59:35 AM): story of my life
MisterMartyRose (12:59:41 AM): they ask my friends if they know me or if im just some random white kid
MisterMartyRose (12:59:49 AM): they proceed to grope the shit out of me
MisterMartyRose (12:59:55 AM): dont find ne thing
MisterMartyRose (1:00:01 AM): grope my 2 other friends
MisterMartyRose (1:00:07 AM): dont find ne thing

standard

da7cardstud (2:54:26 AM): man
da7cardstud (2:54:27 AM): didnt realize my door was open
da7cardstud (2:54:27 AM): just ripped some serious ass
da7cardstud (2:54:58 AM): as this girl walked by
da7cardstud (2:54:58 AM): awk
MisterMartyRose (2:55:06 AM): lol

Nathan and Laura...

MisterMartyRose (10:15:01 PM): yooo
da7cardstud (10:15:11 PM): yo
da7cardstud (10:15:17 PM): are you coming to my wedding?
MisterMartyRose (10:15:26 PM): did u make an invite on facebook or something?
da7cardstud (10:15:37 PM): not yet
da7cardstud (10:15:45 PM): like the details arent finalized
da7cardstud (10:15:55 PM): not till next july
MisterMartyRose (10:16:12 PM): jeez
MisterMartyRose (10:16:17 PM): I will definitely go dude
da7cardstud (10:16:27 PM): its gonna be in Quebec
MisterMartyRose (10:16:29 PM): awesome
MisterMartyRose (10:16:34 PM): we can drink
MisterMartyRose (10:16:39 PM): legally
da7cardstud (10:16:41 PM): obv
MisterMartyRose (10:19:15 PM): so did u talk to your parents about it yet
da7cardstud (10:20:23 PM): nah, gonna over thxgiving
MisterMartyRose (10:20:59 PM): gl w/ that convo

you might not know this about me...

da7cardstud (1:46:37 AM): i think i smoked crack by accident
da7cardstud (1:46:39 AM): on saturday
MisterMartyRose (1:46:47 AM): LOLLLLLLLL
MisterMartyRose (1:47:00 AM): how was it
da7cardstud (1:47:03 AM): like we bought of some shady mexicans in Tompkins square
da7cardstud (1:47:11 AM): was awful, felt kinda sick

lol

Matt Rubin82 (8:32:45 PM): u hear about the tj and baum
Matt Rubin82 (8:32:47 PM): strip club story
MisterMartyRose (8:32:48 PM): na
MisterMartyRose (8:32:52 PM): just heard it happened
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:00 PM): yeah
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:03 PM): not really a story
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:09 PM): girl wouldnt go topless
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:12 PM): for baum's $1
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:16 PM): so he was mad
MisterMartyRose (8:33:10 PM): lol
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:23 PM): and girl apparently came up to tj
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:25 PM): for a tip
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:30 PM): and he unrolled his wad of $
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:34 PM): and had to do the awkward
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:36 PM): search
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:38 PM): for smaller bills
MisterMartyRose (8:33:34 PM): looooooooooooooool
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:43 PM): finally coming out w/ a $5
MisterMartyRose (8:33:49 PM): did he ship it?
Matt Rubin82 (8:33:57 PM): yeah
Matt Rubin82 (8:34:02 PM): he was pretty mad
MisterMartyRose (8:34:39 PM): did she take her top off after the $5
Matt Rubin82 (8:34:49 PM): naw

teacher with the needles

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:02 PM): teacher today

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:06 PM): goes to pregnant student

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:09 PM): how far along are u

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:18 PM): she goes 4 weeks till i give birth

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:20 PM): teacher goes

Matt Rubin82 (9:28:29 PM): WOW u look like ur gonna go today!

palkpal1 (9:28:50 PM): rofl

Matt Rubin82 (9:29:07 PM): girl goes THANKS A LOT

must...

[00:57] londonemmy007: heyyyyyyyyy
[00:57] londonemmy007: im flying right now
[00:58] londonemmy007: flying high
[00:58] londonemmy007: and what are you doing?
[00:58] londonemmy007: nedddddddd
[00:59] da7cardstud: flying high as well
[00:59] londonemmy007: not like me tho
[00:59] londonemmy007: i have wings
[01:02] da7cardstud: MBN
[01:02] londonemmy007: what does that mean?
[01:02] da7cardstud: MUST BE NICE
[01:02] londonemmy007: MBN to who?

tilt

Matt Rubin82 (2:30:05 AM): strip club is perfect place

Matt Rubin82 (2:30:07 AM): when ur on tilt

grandWIZARDmasta (2:29:58 AM): so is grocery store

Matt Rubin82 (2:30:29 AM): lol

grandWIZARDmasta (2:30:13 AM): i went the other day

grandWIZARDmasta (2:30:18 AM): i was on tilt

grandWIZARDmasta (2:30:21 AM): spent like 100

grandWIZARDmasta (2:30:22 AM): on nothing

Matt Rubin82 (2:31:03 AM): lolol

Matt Rubin82 (2:31:13 AM): i figured u would be in the hostess aisle

Matt Rubin82 (2:31:15 AM): making it rain

Matt Rubin82 (2:31:21 AM): w/ twinkies and swiss rolls

grandWIZARDmasta (2:31:11 AM): lolol

loose aggressive

(14:19:47) Eric Sun: its fine man
(14:19:49) Eric Sun: u need to be less picky
(14:19:54) Eric Sun: with girls, the best style is to be LAG

RAP BATTALS

da7cardstud (2:22:37 AM): WHO SHOT BIGGIE SMALLS!?
WHO SHOT BIGGIE SMALLS?!
IT WAS PROBABLY A WHITE DUDE!
OOOH YEAH IT WAS PROBABLY A WHITE DUDE!

da7cardstud (2:22:41 AM): thats the chorus
da7cardstud (2:23:38 AM): THEY CAPPED TUPAC TOO!
THEY CAPPED TUPAC TOO!
OR MAYBE HES STILL ALIVE IN TIMBUKTU!
POSTHUMOUSLY HE'S RELEASED AN ALBUM OR TWO!
MisterMartyRose (2:24:15 AM): lol
MisterMartyRose (2:24:18 AM): nice
da7cardstud (2:24:24 AM): MHM
da7cardstud (2:24:49 AM): ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM WHEN I GET RIGHT IT IS ALWAYS A GRAND SLAM
da7cardstud (2:24:56 AM): IM FREESTYLIN NOW
da7cardstud (2:25:00 AM): CROWD'S LIKE WOW
da7cardstud (2:25:15 AM): GOTTA STAY ILL GOTTA ROCK THE MIC
LIKE TJ IN A PINK POLO
MisterMartyRose (2:25:28 AM): lol
da7cardstud (2:25:33 AM): OH NO HIS MOM AND THE INDIAN
da7cardstud (2:25:43 AM): NOT NATIVE AMERICAN JUST STRAIGHT PAKISTANIAN
da7cardstud (2:26:21 AM): JUST OFF THE CUFF TRYIN TO GET HIS DICK WET
AND THE GAS FED
da7cardstud (2:26:54 AM): POPPIN ASPRIN AND CLOWNIN ON ALL THE HOES
MisterMartyRose (2:27:00 AM): YO NBAUM PASS ME THE MIC THAT INDIAN NIGGA AINT GOT NO SHOT WITH HER LIKE I GOT NO SHOT WITH A DYKE
da7cardstud (2:27:06 AM): lol
da7cardstud (2:27:46 AM): I STAY REAL NO IMAGINARY NUMBAS
da7cardstud (2:27:59 AM): NO ax + bi shit
da7cardstud (2:28:10 AM): I A NUMBA ONE STUNNA
MisterMartyRose (2:28:20 AM): FIRST NAME NATHAN
MisterMartyRose (2:28:26 AM): LAST NAME GUNNA
da7cardstud (2:28:43 AM): KICKIN THE MIC LIKE ITS JLO's motha
da7cardstud (2:29:07 AM): AMERICAN THIGHS, AMERICAN 9s HOLLERIN AT AMERICAN 20 INCH PIE
MisterMartyRose (2:29:23 AM): MAN O MAN WHYD BIGGIE HAVE TO DIE!
da7cardstud (2:29:47 AM): TRYIN TO GET WET TRYIN TO GET IN HER PANTS I KEEP IT GOIN ON LIKE A DISCO STUNNA TRANCE
da7cardstud (2:30:05 AM): MORE LEGENDARY THAN BAGGER VANCE
MisterMartyRose (2:30:10 AM): LOL
da7cardstud (2:30:28 AM): A BIGGA DICK THAN KOBE BRYANT A REAL CZAR IVAN KINDA TYRANT
MisterMartyRose (2:30:31 AM): I JUST COPPED THAT RX8 ALL CASH IN ADVANCE
da7cardstud (2:30:45 AM): IM RUNNIN HOT ON AND OFF THE TABLES
da7cardstud (2:30:55 AM): MAKIN MORE GREEN THAN ANNE OF GREEN GABLES
MisterMartyRose (2:31:03 AM): OH SHITT
da7cardstud (2:31:18 AM): MORE PAPER THAN CUBAN MORE RATINGS THAN OPRAH
da7cardstud (2:31:36 AM): MORE WORDS OF GOD THAN THE MOTHA FUCKIN POPA
MisterMartyRose (2:31:44 AM): PLAY ME HEADS UP ILL SMASH ALL YOUR HOPES BRUUUUH
da7cardstud (2:31:51 AM): NAH IM TOO STONED
da7cardstud (2:31:59 AM): AND GOTTA REINSTALL FULL TILT
MisterMartyRose (2:32:08 AM): THATS NOT A CHALLENGE
MisterMartyRose (2:32:11 AM): ITS A PART OF THE RAP
da7cardstud (2:32:10 AM): A NIGGA SEES YOU MOTHA AND HIS DICK WILT
da7cardstud (2:32:25 AM): DONT HIT FELT HIT A CARD RACK
MisterMartyRose (2:32:30 AM): I GOT A BIGGER DICK THAN SHAQ
da7cardstud (2:32:37 AM): AND ILL TAKE YA FOR YOUR CHIP RACK
MisterMartyRose (2:32:55 AM): THIS IS TOO FUN ILL NEVER STOP
MisterMartyRose (2:33:05 AM): KINDA LIKE WHEN I WAS FUCKING YOUR MOM AND SHE WAS ON TOP
da7cardstud (2:33:36 AM): DONT FUCK WITH ME ILL END YOU
da7cardstud (2:33:46 AM): LIKE I END QUICK WITH THE PINTS OF THE COLD BREW
da7cardstud (2:34:03 AM): YOUR LIFE AND MY HEALTH THATS WHAT WELL DRINK TOO
MisterMartyRose (2:34:09 AM): NATHAN DRINK UP HOMIE OR ILL GET RUDE
MisterMartyRose (2:34:17 AM): LAST TIME YOU DID THAT U MADE OUT WITH 2 DUDES
da7cardstud (2:34:52 AM): OH SHIT NO NEED TO BE CRUDE
I RUN TRAIN ON THE BOYS LIKE ANNA NICOLE ON AN OLD DUDE
da7cardstud (2:35:03 AM): BUT WHATEVA
da7cardstud (2:35:09 AM): ITS HOW I LIVE MY LIFE
da7cardstud (2:35:14 AM): GAY PRIDES NOT TRIFE
MisterMartyRose (2:35:23 AM): LENNYS GOT A BIG DICK YOU SAY? HE SAYS NADA
MisterMartyRose (2:35:31 AM): WHATEVER NIGGA I GOT MORE SHIPS THEN THE SPANISH ARMADA
da7cardstud (2:36:00 AM): I GOT MORE RHYMES THAN MERYL STREEPS GOT PRADA
BUT HEY, ID STILL FUCK HER DAUGHTER
MisterMartyRose (2:36:29 AM): WORD WHEN I STEP INTO THE BOOTH I CHANGE FROM WHITE TO BLACK
MisterMartyRose (2:36:49 AM): KINDA LIKE CLARK KENT CHANGES TO SUPERMAN NIGGA HOW REAL IS THAT
da7cardstud (2:37:09 AM): HITTIN BRAZILIAN DIMES FROM BEHIND
LIKE HITTIN A CARD RACK
da7cardstud (2:38:00 AM): AWH YEAH I AIM TO PLEASE
I GOT EM ON THEIR KNEES
JUST CRAVIN MY COCK
LIKE A CRACKEHEAD CRAVES ROCK
MisterMartyRose (2:38:27 AM): UHHH YEAH NBAUM AND I SPITTING THIS LYRICAL CRACK
da7cardstud (2:38:36 AM): TO GET THE LADIES IN THE SACK
MisterMartyRose (2:38:46 AM): YEAHH NIGGA YOU KNOW HOW WE ACT
da7cardstud (2:39:09 AM): OH SHIT WHEN I STEP IN YO TOWN
WHIPPIN OUT THESE RHYMES AND THE UNDAGROUND SOUND
da7cardstud (2:39:27 AM): THIS SHITS STRAIGHT OFF THE DOG POUND
da7cardstud (2:39:40 AM): AND YOU KNOW I DONT FUCK AROUND
MisterMartyRose (2:39:49 AM): YEAH AND WE WILL SMASH YOUR FACE AND GRIND IT THE GROUND
da7cardstud (2:40:07 AM): SMOKIN WEED BY THE OUNCE AND SELLIN BY THE POUND
da7cardstud (2:40:20 AM): OH SNAP
da7cardstud (2:40:36 AM): CUS WHEN THE HERBS COME AROUND
MisterMartyRose (2:40:38 AM): WE GOTTA BITCHES FOLLOWING US LIKE A HUNTER AND A HOUND
da7cardstud (2:41:09 AM): LOST AND FOUND
HIT IT IN QUIT IT
ONE DAY YOU UP ON TOP
THE NEXT DAY YOU SPIT ON IT
MisterMartyRose (2:41:13 AM): CAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN I TAP A COLORLESS AND A BLUE I CAST CONFOUND
da7cardstud (2:41:19 AM): LOL
MisterMartyRose (2:41:22 AM): LOL
da7cardstud (2:41:27 AM): SCRY TWO
da7cardstud (2:41:33 AM): I FLOAT A BLUE
da7cardstud (2:41:38 AM): YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
da7cardstud (2:41:44 AM): FORCE SPIKE
MisterMartyRose (2:41:49 AM): LOL
da7cardstud (2:42:19 AM): AIGHT IM OUT
da7cardstud (2:42:21 AM): GOOD RAPS
MisterMartyRose (2:42:26 AM): PEACE

Nbaum gets drunk

David Barientos: Yo, do you remember what happened last night, you were so drunk?
Nbaum: Nah, what are you talking about?
David: You made out with two dudes.
Nbaum: SHUT UP! Did that really happen? Couldn't it just have been one?
David: (laughing) Nah, it was definitely two, man.
Phil: Man, were they effeminate looking at least?
Nbaum: One of them was.
David: I thought you said you didn't remember anything?
Nbaum: fuck....

si...

palkpall:you railing or no?
MisterMartyRose: si
palkpal: si?
palkpal: what's that mean?
MisterMartyRose: lol you don't know what si means?
palkpal:your always making up words
palkpal: unreal
MisterMartyRose: lol

later that day...

Matt Rubin8: hey did you take french in school?
palkpal: spanish

roommates...

Matt Rubin82 (11:13:10 PM): least u dont see him wacking it under the blankets
MisterMartyRose (11:13:12 PM): LOL
MisterMartyRose (11:13:13 PM): u saw that?
Matt Rubin82 (11:13:19 PM): no comment
MisterMartyRose (11:13:22 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FNM>Foxwoods

Matt Rubin82 (10:00:10 PM): u wanna foxwoods tomorrow she cancelled class

InsaneSublime (10:00:39 PM): Na. I already promised everyone Id goto FNM

It's +EV apparently...

NeRvEGaS U (12:24:10 AM): ever cbet nude?
MisterMartyRose (12:24:19 AM): say what
NeRvEGaS U (12:24:28 AM): lol
MisterMartyRose (12:24:31 AM): continuation bet nude?
MisterMartyRose (12:24:51 AM): na I haven't incorporated that into my game yet
NeRvEGaS U (12:25:10 AM): lol
NeRvEGaS U (12:25:16 AM): +EV

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Solid Gold On Gerard's Wall...

Jeff Cunningham (UBC) wrote
at 10:50pm
Dear Gerard, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your MODO account that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on my player card
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the prerelease, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you

Thanks to:

Jeff Garza aka ActionJeff for plugging the blog on www.cardrunners.com. So in honor of that I will revive this AJ classic.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007
A Day In The Life Of ActionJeff
jgarzoid: so
jgarzoid: im at the bank depositing some euros
jgarzoid: and my checking account is pretty juicy because I just had a UB wire go through, and I need the write the IRS a big check (over $100k for the sake of this story)
jgarzoid: the woman at the desk goes and asks
jgarzoid: why do you have so much money in your checking account?
jgarzoid: "I have to pay taxes"
jgarzoid: "yeah, but THAT much?"
jgarzoid: "yes."
jgarzoid: "WOW. Do you own a business or something?"
jgarzoid: "yeah, sort of"
jgarzoid: she looks at me skeptically, kind of impressed
jgarzoid: "omg, you really should pay quarterly"
jgarzoid: I eye her and nonchalantly reply
jgarzoid: "That is my quarterly payment."


MisterMartyRose: check the blog
palkpal1: pretty unreal
palkpal1: like i owed $100
palkpal1: guess he owed a tad bit more
MisterMartyRose: yeah maybe


Also I'd like to give a shout out to www.pocketfives.com especially OT as well as www.twoplustwo.com.

...

janjaweedSlayah (1:53:56 AM): down to 8k on poker
janjaweedSlayah (1:54:00 AM): tilted away so much
janjaweedSlayah (1:54:09 AM): banned from blackjack on ub
janjaweedSlayah (1:54:14 AM): i lost like 25k there
janjaweedSlayah (1:54:17 AM): on blackjack
MisterMartyRose (1:54:31 AM): awkward

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He's Not Kidding Either...

da7cardstud (5:54:26 PM): Yo
da7cardstud (5:54:32 PM): just scored the best campus job ever
MisterMartyRose (5:55:14 PM): what's that
da7cardstud (5:55:18 PM): nude model 9$ an hour
da7cardstud (5:55:27 PM): you rock out with your cock out for 3hr shifts
da7cardstud (5:55:30 PM): and get paid
MisterMartyRose (5:55:43 PM): god your gay
MisterMartyRose (5:55:52 PM): looooooooooooooooooool
MisterMartyRose (5:55:58 PM): $9
MisterMartyRose (5:56:01 PM): loooooooooooooooooooooool
MisterMartyRose (5:56:08 PM): you're a 9 dollar whore
da7cardstud (5:56:18 PM): like you dont have to do anything u just stand there
da7cardstud (5:56:24 PM): u dont have to take on any cock or anything
MisterMartyRose (5:56:44 PM): looool

He's Not Kidding...

palkpal1 (4:04:05 PM): how much u selling a dime bag for
palkpal1 (4:04:11 PM): 20?

Scene from a movie

palkpal1 (9:02:01 PM): yo

keeptalking27 (9:02:05 PM): man i sware

keeptalking27 (9:02:09 PM): i just had sometihng happen

keeptalking27 (9:02:15 PM): that should only ever happen in movies

palkpal1 (9:02:24 PM): tell

keeptalking27 (9:02:30 PM): i went 2 get diner

keeptalking27 (9:02:33 PM): so i drove

keeptalking27 (9:02:35 PM): 2 restaurant

keeptalking27 (9:02:40 PM): and as im gettin out of car

keeptalking27 (9:02:43 PM): i see this girl

keeptalking27 (9:03:05 PM): and she has on this like mini skirt but like somehow its tight so like u can still see her ass and like shes redic hot

keeptalking27 (9:03:12 PM): so like i had my back 2 the door of my car

keeptalking27 (9:03:35 PM): and i closed it, but apprently i was too close and so i slammed the corner of the soor into my back and so it hurt and i yelled fuck

keeptalking27 (9:03:49 PM): and so this old lady and her grandchild were i guess parked a few cars away

keeptalking27 (9:03:53 PM): and she comes over to me

keeptalking27 (9:04:04 PM): and shes like, your parents did a terrable job

keeptalking27 (9:04:45 PM): like

keeptalking27 (9:04:51 PM): i rly wanted to just punch her

keeptalking27 (9:04:59 PM): but that wouldent bevery smart

Sick if it's true

Here is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge?
Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.

Banks

keeptalking27 (1:50:34 PM): so i checked the balance
keeptalking27 (1:50:38 PM): at a atm from a dof bank
keeptalking27 (1:50:42 PM): it was 3.44
keeptalking27 (1:50:44 PM): i get statement
keeptalking27 (1:50:52 PM): i got charged 2.0 for checkin balance at an atm
keeptalking27 (1:50:53 PM): i was like
palkpal1 (1:05:22 AM): rofl
palkpal1 (1:05:23 AM): rofl
keeptalking27 (1:50:56 PM): r u kidding me

I feel like nathan

MisterMartyRose (1:14:19 AM): YO
MisterMartyRose (1:14:24 AM): JUST DID THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
MisterMartyRose (1:14:40 AM): I CALLED UP MY COLLEGE RADIO STATION
MisterMartyRose (1:14:48 AM): AND SAID I HAD A PROBLEM
MisterMartyRose (1:15:16 AM): BECAUSE THIS RA ASKED ME TO GO BOWLING WITH HER AND SO I THOUGHT SOMETHING MIGHT SPARK
MisterMartyRose (1:15:19 AM): BETWEEN US
MisterMartyRose (1:15:30 AM): BUT THEN SHE TELLS ME THAT RA'S AND RESIDENTS CANT DATE
MisterMartyRose (1:15:42 AM): I DIDNT KNOW IF SHE JUST DIDNT LIKE ME OR SHE WAS PLAYING HARD TO GET
MisterMartyRose (1:15:53 AM): SO THEY TALKED TO ME AND PLAYED SOME SONGS FOR ME
MisterMartyRose (1:16:02 AM): THEN SHE CALLED UP AND TALKED ABOUT ME LOL
NJMIKE087 (1:16:15 AM): LOL
NJMIKE087 (1:16:25 AM): who fucking listens to the college radio station
MisterMartyRose (1:16:40 AM): WHO CARES HOW FUNNY IS THAT
NJMIKE087 (1:16:49 AM): she was listening to college radio station wat a loser
MisterMartyRose (1:17:08 AM): her friends do the show
MisterMartyRose (1:17:11 AM): that's why
NJMIKE087 (1:17:11 AM): oh ok
NJMIKE087 (1:17:16 AM): that explains it

TJ Imperlizzi

EspooOoo (9:41:58 PM): get a call from tj imp
EspooOoo (9:42:00 PM): hes like
EspooOoo (9:42:08 PM): u got anyone we can set up?
EspooOoo (9:42:17 PM): im like what the fuck do u mean WE

john mullen

mullennn468 (9:54:26 PM): most porn sites have spyware right?
palkpal1 (9:09:13 AM): how would i know
mullennn468 (9:54:53 PM): idk ur older?
mullennn468 (9:58:12 PM): do macs get viruses?
mullennn468 (9:58:16 PM): my friend says they dont

hmmm

GFabs5 (3:50:02 PM): lets make a show
GFabs5 (3:50:04 PM): me and u
GFabs5 (3:50:12 PM): we just go around nyc
GFabs5 (3:50:15 PM): and talk to girls
GFabs5 (3:50:20 PM): then sleep with them
GFabs5 (3:50:29 PM): then steal their wallets
roamingwildyak (3:50:33 PM): lol
roamingwildyak (3:50:38 PM): this sounds very similar to date rape
GFabs5 (3:50:43 PM): loooooooooooooooool

Selling full tilt cash

Selling full tilt money if anyone needs. Just im me or message me on facebook.
tj

Ship it

carolinakid420: lucky guy

theodore palkon: my equitys 40percent

Dealer: theodore palkon has 15 seconds left to act
theodore palkon: u called pot with 5 high

carolinakid420: il still win

Dealer: carolinakid420 shows [7s 7d]Dealer: theodore palkon shows [Jd Kc]Dealer: carolinakid420 shows two pair, Sevens and TwosDealer: theodore palkon shows two pair, Kings and TwosDealer: theodore palkon wins the pot (2,300) with two pair, Kings and Twos

theodore palkon (Observer): seems u lied

carolinakid420 (Observer): donk

carolinakid420 (Observer): fu

carolinakid420 (Observer): pussy

touche

da7cardstud: every time ive gotten head from a fatty
da7cardstud: its been nuts
LiquidMetal 525: lol why would u get head from a fatty
da7cardstud: like would u rather fuck a fatty?

Josh Actually Says Something Funny

keeptalking27 (5:05:09 PM): josh told me this awesome story

keeptalking27 (5:05:19 PM): he is in class

keeptalking27 (5:05:25 PM): and this guy is talking 2 this girl

keeptalking27 (5:05:30 PM): and the guy is lecturing

keeptalking27 (5:05:31 PM): and hes like

keeptalking27 (5:05:34 PM): wtf u doin

keeptalking27 (5:05:42 PM): kid makes up a sb excuse like

keeptalking27 (5:05:48 PM): explaining this thing

keeptalking27 (5:05:49 PM): or w/e

keeptalking27 (5:05:51 PM): he goes

keeptalking27 (5:06:04 PM): ok, well if u need 2 explain something ask her to get coffee w/ u after class

keeptalking27 (5:06:07 PM): and he makes him ask her

keeptalking27 (5:06:10 PM): in front of the class

keeptalking27 (5:06:12 PM): and she goes

keeptalking27 (5:06:15 PM): im sorry i have a boyfriend

palkpal1 (5:06:42 PM): pretty awk

A Quote from Nbaum's Facebook News Feed

*In Nathan's network Brett Blackman is the most reliable, best to hang out with for a day and most athletic


*He just locked up best smile

nathan again

Nathan Baum was walking down the street when he came across a random branch of flowers that had fallen from a nearby tree. He reached down and picked it up and proceeded to a field where all his friends were sitting. When his friends jokingly asked him who the flowers for he looked up and saw his love not far away. Nathan strolled up to this "beautiful" girl and offered her the flowers. She took them with a quick nod of thanks and walked away briskly. Nathan observed her and her friends walk down the path back to school when suddenly Nathans girl purposefully dropped the flowers in the mud and continued walking. Nathan was distraught and ran down the hill to retrieve the flowers. Unforunately for Nathan, while he was running down the hill, he tripped and fell. Mud splattered everywhere. Onto himself, his girl, and all her friends. Nathan snatched up the flowers raised them above his head and offered them once again to his girl saying, "You dropped these." She took them once again, mumbled her thanks and went on her away covered in mud.

Booty call gone wrong.

palkpal1: let me herer this gem of a story

da7cardstud: ex gf calls me tells me to come to NYC

da7cardstud: i assume its a booty call

da7cardstud: she says shes drunk

da7cardstud: says come here now

da7cardstud: i miss the 10 o clock train

da7cardstud: wait an hour

da7cardstud: catch the eleven

da7cardstud: i get there

da7cardstud: locked out of her place

da7cardstud: cell phone not workin

da7cardstud: i eventually get in

da7cardstud: go up

da7cardstud: shes like "im tired"

da7cardstud: apparently wasnt a booty call

da7cardstud: she just wanted to see me b4 college

da7cardstud: like i blew 25 bills on train

da7cardstud: i at least deserve a hand job

da7cardstud: but whatever

da7cardstud: so she says shes gotta sleep

da7cardstud: kicks me out at 3

da7cardstud: nxt train isnt until 4:20

da7cardstud: its cold and rainy

da7cardstud: i wander around for an hour

da7cardstud: get on the train

da7cardstud: fall asleep

da7cardstud: sleep past my stop

da7cardstud: end up in trenton

da7cardstud: am broke

da7cardstud: try to mize the free ride

da7cardstud: conductor is an asshole

da7cardstud: he's real rude

da7cardstud: says get off at hamilton buy a ticket

da7cardstud: but hes a real asshole

da7cardstud: like making needles at me and everything

da7cardstud: i tell him togo fuck himself

da7cardstud: he asks how old i am

da7cardstud: i just dont respond

da7cardstud: i get off at hamilton

da7cardstud: the guy is following me to make sure i dont switch cars

da7cardstud: i wait till the next train and mize the free one stop ride

da7cardstud: and now im home

da7cardstud: all cus that girl is a fucking trick

palkpal1: thats a rough day

palkpal1: she prob wanted a booty call but u took too long

palkpal1: like 2-3 hrs l8r

da7cardstud: maybe

palkpal1: obv did it herself

shopping

MisterMartyRose (11:36:01 PM): so i was shopping for college stuff
MisterMartyRose (11:36:06 PM): and i see this chick
MisterMartyRose (11:36:13 PM): shopping with her mom
MisterMartyRose (11:36:15 PM): for college
palkpal1 (11:36:52 PM): yea
MisterMartyRose (11:36:55 PM): and I see her put a box of condoms in the shopping cart
MisterMartyRose (11:37:00 PM): I was like wow
MisterMartyRose (11:37:06 PM): the balls on this chick
MisterMartyRose (11:37:14 PM): not only to put them in the cart
MisterMartyRose (11:37:19 PM): but to get the mom to pay for them
palkpal1 (11:37:26 PM): she a looker
MisterMartyRose (11:37:29 PM): yeah
MisterMartyRose (11:37:37 PM): hard to spit game
MisterMartyRose (11:37:40 PM): when she's with her mom
palkpal1 (11:37:46 PM): think i woulda went with the awk
palkpal1 (11:37:53 PM): dont need to buy girl i got them covered
MisterMartyRose (11:38:17 PM): hahaa
palkpal1 (11:38:29 PM): that woulda been nice
palkpal1 (11:38:33 PM): wonder what mom says
palkpal1 (11:38:35 PM): she obv laughs
MisterMartyRose (11:38:59 PM): too awk

Almost Outplayed

I raise under the gun to 5 which folds to the bb who calls. I have jack 10 of hearts. The flop is 8 9 3 all diamonds. Small blind checks i decide to check. Turns a queen clubs which he checks i bet 10 which he calls. Rivers a queen of spades which he checks i bet 20 he puts me in i call. He goes jack high flush. I go man thats an unlucky turn for me. He responds with yea its a good card for me. Everyones waiting and a guy asks him to show his hand which he refuses. He goes jack high flush you wanna muck. I go show your hand and ill muck he clocks I just grab his cards and show them. He ends up showing jack diamonds 5 spades. He tried to get me to muck so he won. Basically never felt so cheated in my life. Call the kid a scumbag and just scoop the pot. He trys to play it off like it happens in AC all the time.

lol

[17:04] Gerrard: yo
[17:04] SteveSadin: hey
[17:04] Gerrard: did you ever talk to jayz before
[17:05] SteveSadin: yeah, he owns a recording studio in our building
[17:05] Gerrard: what did u say to him
[17:05] SteveSadin: not much
[17:05] SteveSadin: he's going to be in mike's invitational video though
[17:05] Gerrard: yea right
[17:05] SteveSadin: seriously
[17:05] Gerrard: wont even help
[17:05] Gerrard: gabe walls is a bigger celeb
[17:05] Gerrard: in th emagic ocmminuty
[17:06] SteveSadin: lol, yeah?
[17:06] Gerrard: yea
[17:06] SteveSadin: jayz is a big timer though
[17:06] Gerrard: and he is in mine
[17:06] Gerrard: nah
[17:06] SteveSadin: nice
[17:06] Gerrard: isnt
[17:06] Gerrard: no one knows him
[17:06] Gerrard: that plays magic
[17:06] Gerrard: like random european
[17:06] Gerrard: who votes
[17:07] Gerrard: did jayz already say yes
[17:07] SteveSadin: yeah
[17:07] SteveSadin: mike ran into him on the elevator
[17:08] SteveSadin: as long as Jayz isn't too busy he'll be in
[17:08] Gerrard: i think ill still win
[17:08] SteveSadin: i dunno
[17:08] SteveSadin: people really like mike
[17:08] SteveSadin: and people love jayz
[17:08] Gerrard: he says he isnt going
[17:08] Gerrard: is he going now?
[17:08] Gerrard: he told me he pass it down
[17:09] SteveSadin: i dunno
[17:09] SteveSadin: now that he has jayz in his video i think he'll go
[17:10] Gerrard: what his he going to do with him
[17:10] SteveSadin: i dunno, i think just have him say "hi i'm jayz, vote for my friend mike"
[17:10] SteveSadin: and then he pies mike in the face
[17:10] Gerrard: everyone will know
[17:11] Gerrard: he copyed off me
[17:11] Gerrard: i was the first to get pied in the face
[17:11] SteveSadin: no, gabe was
[17:11] Gerrard: no
[17:11] Gerrard: i was the one who had him pied
[17:11] Gerrard: i started the pie in the face
[17:11] Gerrard: in the magic world
[17:11] SteveSadin: yeah, but mike is getting pied by jayz
[17:11] SteveSadin: do you realize how insane that is
[17:11] Gerrard: doesnt matter
[17:11] Gerrard: he isnt the inventor of the pie in th eface for magic
[17:12] SteveSadin: the voters don't know that
[17:12] Gerrard: ill post it
[17:12] Gerrard: when the video goes up
[17:12] SteveSadin: they're gonna think you're desperate then
[17:12] Gerrard: no
[17:12] Gerrard: im going to post this convo
[17:12] Gerrard: with the date
[17:12] Gerrard: for proof
[17:12] SteveSadin: thats smart
[17:12] Gerrard: yes i know

Another Glasses Classic

keeptalking27: i want to fucking die

keeptalking27: great
keeptalking27: lost 600 dollars in an hour
palkpal1: ROFL

keeptalking27: yea
keeptalking27: fuck it
keeptalking27: i think im gonna go run my car off a brudge
keeptalking27: or cliff
keeptalking27: know ne good cliffs?
palkpal1: its 1 bad session
palkpal1: like i lost 1500 in one
palkpal1: just let it go
keeptalking27: nah
keeptalking27: im pissed b/c i told myself i quit
keeptalking27: and then i dident
keeptalking27: thats just pathetic

Gas station guy and TJ's mom part 2

palkpal1: rofl
palkpal1: just got gged
palkpal1: again
MisterMartyRose: what happened
palkpal1: gas station guy
palkpal1: comes to house
palkpal1: and has the audacity
palkpal1: to ask me for the house number
palkpal1: it was too awk
MisterMartyRose: lololol
palkpal1: i stopped
palkpal1: and he just enters the house
palkpal1: thought he was gonna try something
MisterMartyRose: wow
MisterMartyRose: was your mom there?
palkpal1: shes sleeping upstairs
palkpal1: i said no
MisterMartyRose: rofl
palkpal1: its real funny
MisterMartyRose: yes
MisterMartyRose: yes it is
palkpal1: just so fucken awk
palkpal1: it was basically like i was saying hi to a girl i smacked around
palkpal1: and pretended like nothing happened
MisterMartyRose: lol
palkpal1: was gonna say rape but thats too bad
MisterMartyRose: did you tell him to not come back?
palkpal1: nah
palkpal1: like too awk
palkpal1: missed a few hands
palkpal1: just wanted to end it

lol

Mufasa7812: if you had a time machine would you go back in time and have sex with yourself?

TOGIT

So me Marty and Nathan decide to go to TOGIT for some reason. It's basically a blow out. Were just talking and Nathan goes Lenny has a big dick. Marty and I say that's pretty gay. Nathan says it was not gay and eventually tells us this story. We go outside and it starts with we had a foursome. It ended up being Nathan, Nathan's ex girlfriend, some Indian guy, and Lenny. Apparently Nathan saw Lenny on the way home and invited him to the party. It turns out it went Nathan first then the Indian guy and Lenny was bringing up the rear with the third one in. It was with some Asian girl that's 26 years old right now and this occurred last year. Turns out Nathan had to kiss the Indian guy to get it started. So he basically ran the most heterosexual thing since going hunting.

turning stone

need 1 more for ts july 3rd-july 9th

The Line Up

keeptalking27: asains/whites r close 2 tied for 1st

keeptalking27: then brazilians

keeptalking27: then eastern europeans

keeptalking27: then jerking off

keeptalking27: then africans and spanish ppl

Bad food

A few people go out to eat in Japan. In the middle of the night Antonio wakes up and throws something out the window. Gerard asks what the fuck he is doing and apparently he shit his pants and just throws the boxers out the 40Th floor window. They go back to sleep and now Antonio wakes up and is throwing out all his sheets it turns out he shit on there too. So hes just throwing out the sheets from the 40Th floor. It turns out in the gift shop the lady gave him laxatives. He sleeps the rest of the night on the toilet.

Baum

Its graduation day and Baum is getting a little action from his girlfriend. He decides to get kinky and wear her pink bandanna on the way home. So he is driving home and he sees a man with a flashlight and has to swerve last minute. The guy goes up to Nathan's window and ends up being a cop. The cop makes Nathan do all the normal drunk test and finally says if your not drunk why are you wearing the pink bandanna. Nathan says what are you the fashion police and the cop just walks away.

Lady's Man

Matt Rubin82: maybe can pick up a girl at the homeless shelter

palkpal1: maybe

palkpal1: we cant all be matt r

Matt Rubin82: is true

Matt Rubin82: am too good

palkpal1: matt r > then brad pitt

Matt Rubin82: is

palkpal1: matt r is a legend that most can never live up too

Matt Rubin82: yea

palkpal1: when u have a perfect night and get go all the way

Matt Rubin82: u got that right

palkpal1: u know what its like to be in matt r's shoes

,,,

Matt Rubin82 (9:23:19 PM): u get a haircut
palkpal1 (9:27:15 PM): just the pubes
Matt Rubin82 (9:27:21 PM): u make me ill

Turning Stone

Running turning stone july 5-10 im me or call me for details.

Nice Stalks

MisterMartyRose: yo
palkpal1: yo
MisterMartyRose: what's up
palkpal1: a guy came to my house and asked my mom out
MisterMartyRose: seriously?
palkpal1: gas guy
palkpal1: yea
palkpal1: thats what she said
palkpal1: he followed her here
palkpal1: i guess
MisterMartyRose: what'd she say
palkpal1: no

Father's Day

palkpal1: card was $3
palkpal1: like i draw the line at abe

Turning Stone

So me and Marty decide to run turning stone and we get Matt R to come with us. We get to turning stone at around 6 p.m. I sit down at 2 5 when am waiting for my satellite pick up kings and get it all in pre for 250 each with it I run into jack 1o. Flops jack 10 and it holds. I am then called for the satellite. I try to run the bullys on this cute girl at my table and she just pushes every time. Eventually she gets called and losses which she apparently wanted me heads up since am mr fish. I lose the heads up and get nothing. I grind out 1 2 for being up 60 dollars at the end of the day. We get to the hotel and we run a mcdonalds which is open 24 hrs. A few modo drafts are done which we 0-2. The next day we get up and get to ts around 1. I get in the 2 5 which i run pretty well and end the day up 1200. Matt ends the day up 300 and Marty ends up 150. The next day Marty plays a little when me and matt run breakfest. During play a guy calls floor on me for talking twice. He refuses to look at me though. I immediatly ask to be put on the 2 5 waiting list so i can bust this donk. I am never able to enter game before marty gets stacked so we just leave. There was a nice crew of Mtg players from MD which was Allen Jackson and his crew.

Gerard...

palkpal1: apparently ioli almost won the 150
MisterMartyRose: what site
palkpal1: according to gerard
palkpal1: pokerstars
MisterMartyRose: today?
palkpal1: 55= almost there
palkpal1: apparently
MisterMartyRose: LOOOOOOOL
palkpal1: i say final tabled
palkpal1: he goes nah 55
MisterMartyRose: he's unreal

As Taken From Tim Aten's AIM Profile

People who have told me how attractive Gerard Fabiano is in AIM chats in 2007:
1> Jesse Sigler
2> Kyle Sanchez
3> Zac Hill

AC

Went to ac a few weeks ago. It ended pretty badly which involved me losing 1k. Just went with Matt and ran into Soyer and others. I end up getting 2 to 1 for my last 400 with top pair and a flush draw. One guy says he has 2 pair and folds. I call since the odds are good i river a set but he obv has a boat. I stare into the pot lost like Mike did in rounders. Am just amazed at how the day went even though am only down 2 buy ins. Seems i just cant win at Borgata should prob be playing at the Tropicana only. I am taking a little break from AC and am going to try to find some smaller games around in clubs. Gonna be going to Turning Stone as well in a few weeks maybe the June 16 week and try to grind into the 1k or 2500.

PEGLEG!

peglegmcgee: yeah have a date for friday

peglegmcgee:
i have so much in common with this lady
its scary

Marty: like what

peglegmcgee: she is gothic for 1
and i am into all that shit and stuff
except wearing the clothing

Adam Yurchick...?

Call (800) GAMBLER

Matt Rubin82 (1:22:46 AM): The Warning Signs of Problem Gambling Gambling to escape everyday problems and worries. Gambling to get money to resolve financial problems. Borrowing money to gamble or to cover gambling debts. Selling personal possessions to gamble or to cover gambling debts. Inability to stop gambling regardless of win or loss levels. Gambling until you've lost your last dollar. Neglecting your job, family and self because of gambling. An unhappy home life because of gambling. Reluctance to use "gambling money" for necessary household expenses. Feelings of hopelessness, depression or suicidal thoughts because of gambling
palkpal1 (1:23:19 AM): this is awkward
palkpal1 (1:23:25 AM): am yes for all
palkpal1 (1:24:45 AM): Gambling to escape everyday problems and worries

HU with TJ

So we are at Osyp's watching the Suns/Spurs game and just shooting the shit. We decide to play in a 5 man $20 sit and go which I split in the finals with Marty. TJ is pretty mad as I busted his KT hh with AK, since he clearly thought he should win. He challenges me to a $20 headsup freezeout to recoup his loss from the sit and go. We are pretty much even throughout, even though he got it in at one point with top pair vs my tens and runners the straight on board for a chop. Another hand arises where we both check the flop. The turn I pick up an open ended straight draw and bet, he air calls me with KT hi. River is the K and he obviously calls my bet at the end. He claimed he woulda called the river w/ KT hi, which actually would not have surprised me that much given how well he was playing. Nice air call. This hand then comes up. TJ is the small blind on the button. He limps. I pick up A7 and raise 8 on top to 10 total (1-2 blinds). He calls. Flop comes out 446 rainbow. I continuation bet 10, which TJ instantly calls. Turn is a Q, I bet 15 again to make it seem like a value bet, and I am pretty sure TJ just air called the flop. TJ almost beats me into the pot once again with the call, and again I am fairly sure he has again air called me. River is a 2. I check. TJ immediately shoves. I tank for a min and decide he def has nothing and call. He shows the A5 and i scoop the pot. TJ is pretty mad and it was fairly funny.

Ironic?

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Car Trouble

GFabs5: 2nd year of college i am in parking lot and some wacko girl hits me
GFabs5: with her car as i am pulling out
GFabs5: so i get out and there is like a dent, but it was already there and a new scracth
MisterMartyRose: okay
GFabs5: so im like what are you doing now i have to call the cops
MisterMartyRose: yeah
GFabs5: she is like pls no i have no insurance im like well
GFabs5: she says ill ship u cash
GFabs5: im like how much she says 100 so im just about to take it
GFabs5: as her "friend" shows up who is some hee haw who cliams to be an expert on cars
MisterMartyRose: yeah
GFabs5: and says its 300$ worth of damages
GFabs5: im like mise , so im like ship
GFabs5: she says follow me to atm
MisterMartyRose: yeah
GFabs5: so i follow her and she gets out and gets the money as she is getting the money she gets a parking ticket for being double parked
GFabs5: so she gives me the money and i take off
MisterMartyRose: lolol
GFabs5: get home and my dad sprays my car with windex and fixes it, i then proceed to drive down to atlantic city and play some 5 10 with the girls 300$
GFabs5: :-)
MisterMartyRose: must be nice
GFabs5: ya is
GFabs5: then i see her like a week later
MisterMartyRose: what'd she say?
GFabs5: and she is like do you have a recipt for getting your car fixed
GFabs5: im just like yea ill get that to you
MisterMartyRose: lol
MisterMartyRose: and she said "okay"?
GFabs5: yea then i just ran out of the pizza place before she realized
GFabs5: it was a pretty nice mise
MisterMartyRose: lol
GFabs5: like her hee haw friend cost her 200$
GFabs5: he had to have shown up at that perfect time too
MisterMartyRose: yeah nice "car expert"
MisterMartyRose: pretty bad beat for her
GFabs5: yea

I'm A Bad Person

MisterMartyRose: what it do
Cuban313: nothin
MisterMartyRose: how's jenn
Cuban313: fine
Cuban313: im not supposed to talk to girls this week tho
MisterMartyRose: looooooool?
Cuban313: its part of hell week
MisterMartyRose: ????
Cuban313: its part of pledging
Cuban313: were supposed to get initiated friday
Cuban313: so this is hell week aka the hardest week
MisterMartyRose: so you can't talk to girls
MisterMartyRose: what else can't you do
Cuban313: smoke anything drink or take any stimulants like caffeine or a lot of sugar
MisterMartyRose: nice life
Cuban313: its not bad
Cuban313: and dont put this on the blog if you were thinking about it
MisterMartyRose: FUCK
MisterMartyRose: why not?
Cuban313: im not really supposed to talk about it at all
MisterMartyRose: sounds like they got you by the balls
Cuban313: every fraternity is secretive
MisterMartyRose: because they don't want their members to tell the truth about their buttraping leaders?
Cuban313: maybe for some
Cuban313: each one has different secrets
MisterMartyRose: so sketchy

A Day In The Life Of A Dishwasher At Friendlys

palkpal1: yo
MisterMartyRose: how was work
palkpal1: quitting tom
palkpal1: like kept me till 1 am
palkpal1: i try to sneak out
palkpal1: then there like theodore
palkpal1: she calls the manager
palkpal1: am like am only on till 11 3o
palkpal1: its 11 30
MisterMartyRose: lol
palkpal1: why cant i leave
MisterMartyRose: what'd they say?
palkpal1: cant leave tills all done
palkpal1: i just do it knowing am not comming back
MisterMartyRose: wow
palkpal1: with no dishwasher this week
palkpal1: there gonna be soo fucked
palkpal1: anyway
palkpal1: like my scheduels pretty funny
palkpal1: tues 5-11
palkpal1: thurs 5-11 30
palkpal1: fri 5-10
palkpal1: sat 3-1230
palkpal1: sun 5-11 30
palkpal1: like not going to any
MisterMartyRose: lol I should go in
MisterMartyRose: one day
MisterMartyRose: and say
MisterMartyRose: "are you guys looking for any dishwashers?"
palkpal1: like with the pay
palkpal1: noone wants to do it
palkpal1: we have 2 right now am pretty sure
MisterMartyRose: they would probably hire me on the spot
palkpal1: they would
palkpal1: like its a retarted job
palkpal1: its just dirty
palkpal1: and pays nothing
palkpal1: and is hard work
palkpal1: hours are terrible as well
MisterMartyRose: so what are you going to tell your dad
palkpal1: that am tired of working at a place i cant even leave when am done
MisterMartyRose: looooool
palkpal1: they lock the doors
palkpal1: u cant even leave
MisterMartyRose: hahaha
MisterMartyRose: that sucks so much
palkpal1: yeah like almost quit on the spot
palkpal1: ill just tt my dad
palkpal1: like such an unreal job
MisterMartyRose: yeah
palkpal1: like i made 12 dollars in the 1.5
hrspalkpal1: i shit on 12 dollars
MisterMartyRose: looooooool
palkpal1: i shit on my paycheck too
palkpal1: am just gonna tell my dad am running poker
palkpal1: if i fail ill get a normal job
MisterMartyRose: I think that's a great idea

Another AC run.

So we get ready to go to Atlantic City. I call out of my high paying job with a bright future to go. I go to pick up Marty and apparently he needs to cut the grass. It takes awhile and then i pick up my mom's car. We end up going 10 miles before i realize i forgot my money. Marty says that Gerard can probably cover me. I just start laughing. We meet Gerard at the rest stop and hes in a purple shirt and suit since he came from an interview. He needs a spot since his checks haven't cleared yet. We get to AC and there is a wait for 2 5. I read a guys hand from just watching for a second and an old guy basically busted. Then assumed Gerard was God since he knew me. We get to 2 5 and Marty wins a few large pots at the start. Gerard just pays him off as if hes running the splits. He is only splitting with me though. I don't know how but the boards 10 9 3 2 with three clubs a guy stacks off with king 10(no club) Gerard has the flush and hes up to 900. I basically just throw away some chips threw out the day and end up 440 and Gerard is up 300 and Marty is up almost 1k.

AIM Account Hacks

Cuban313 (4:17:08 PM): palkpal1 (2:47:01 PM): why am i under the N word?
Cuban313 (4:17:51 PM): and then he changed my buddy group that was n words
Martyrose927 (4:17:52 PM): lol
Cuban313 (4:18:02 PM): and added i dont get it? to the end
Martyrose927 (4:18:08 PM): lol
Martyrose927 (4:18:15 PM): so you have a group of friends that's
Martyrose927 (4:18:18 PM): niggas
Martyrose927 (4:18:22 PM): ?
Cuban313 (4:18:24 PM): yeah
Martyrose927 (4:18:32 PM): that's pretty awesome
Martyrose927 (4:18:46 PM): am I a "nigga?"
Cuban313 (4:18:58 PM): yeah its basically just you and tj that are ever online in it
Martyrose927 (4:19:14 PM): real talk
Cuban313 (4:19:31 PM): i put all the other mtg and hs people in a group on the bottom since i never im them anymore
Cuban313 (4:19:44 PM): and then i have drexel in between
Martyrose927 (4:19:56 PM): solid
Martyrose927 (4:20:04 PM): my buddly list is fucked up
Cuban313 (4:20:09 PM): i didnt have anything to do one day so i reorganized it all
Martyrose927 (4:20:13 PM): ill probably fix it when i go to college
Martyrose927 (4:20:18 PM): yeah
Martyrose927 (4:20:24 PM): make space for college friends
Cuban313 (4:20:29 PM): yeah cause then its worth making a group for the college people
Martyrose927 (4:20:42 PM): right now I just have it homiez
Martyrose927 (4:20:50 PM): then all the gay subgroups AIM has
Cuban313 (4:21:01 PM): yeah i just deleted those
Cuban313 (4:21:07 PM): tj has the best group tho
Martyrose927 (4:21:17 PM): what's that
Cuban313 (4:21:22 PM): mistermartyrose
Martyrose927 (4:21:30 PM): LOLOL

Bueety and the Geek

GFabs5 (5:43:01 PM): i go on bueety and the geek sunday
GFabs5 (5:43:05 PM): open casting call
GFabs5 (5:43:18 PM): i say i am geek who play magic
GFabs5 (5:43:25 PM): think i get on?

Matt Rubin82 (5:47:54 PM): u spell too bad to be a geek

Glasses Moments

keeptalking27: yo

palkpal1: what up

keeptalking27: O

keeptalking27: M

keeptalking27: G

keeptalking27: so like i went 2 the late night cafe 2 get something 2 eat

keeptalking27: i get there

keeptalking27: these 2 girls are making out

keeptalking27: then

keeptalking27: im walking back 2 my dorm

keeptalking27: and like ahead of me are this guy and girl fightinh

keeptalking27: and so

keeptalking27: appently the girl is dumping the guy

keeptalking27: and so

keeptalking27: the guy is like bitch go fuck yourself

keeptalking27: and

keeptalking27: the girl goes

keeptalking27: IM TIRED OF HAVING SEX W/ YOUR 3 INCH DICK

keeptalking27: and then she goes

keeptalking27: and buy the way

keeptalking27: learn to wipe your fucking ass you smell like shit

palkpal1: whats he say?

keeptalking27: nothing

keeptalking27: i started luaghing

keeptalking27: and like

keeptalking27: it was awk

keeptalking27: b/c they heard me laughing

keeptalking27: so i ran the pretned i was readin txt msg on cell phone

keeptalking27: then she just like walked away from him

palkpal1: you prob could of gotten some break up sex

keeptalking27: i doubt it

palkpal1: u shoulda walked over and been like am bigger then 3 baby

keeptalking27: i havent shaved in 3 days, i smell bad b/c i was at the library studying anf it was 90 degrees in there

keeptalking27: u could run the im 2x as big

keeptalking27: and not be lyin

palkpal1: yea

palkpal1: like 3s pretty huge though

keeptalking27: i mean

keeptalking27: i wish i was that big

Tattoo

da7cardstud: so i showed my parents the ink
da7cardstud: they were like
da7cardstud: whatever
MisterMartyRose: lol

Fakehat's Brother Took This Guy For 15k...

pacifist ashman (10:32:50 AM): hi
skibberz17 (1:33:59 PM): hi
pacifist ashman (10:33:19 AM): are you on aim a lot cause you dont have friends
skibberz17 (1:34:30 PM): i dont have friends IRL or on the internet!
skibberz17 (1:36:56 PM): can i please have my money back
skibberz17 (1:37:18 PM): i beg u =(
skibberz17 (1:43:04 PM): enjoy my money...
pacifist ashman (10:42:22 AM): you couldn't hvae lost it to a nicer guy
pacifist ashman (10:42:28 AM): that is one consolation
skibberz17 (1:43:30 PM): if u were a nice guy u would give it baclk
skibberz17 (1:43:57 PM): treat others how u would like to be treated
skibberz17 (1:44:11 PM): unfortunately UB screwed me
skibberz17 (1:44:18 PM): on many many hands
pacifist ashman (10:43:59 AM): dont worry about it
pacifist ashman (10:44:01 AM): poker is a tough game
pacifist ashman (10:44:03 AM): you'll be back
skibberz17 (1:44:58 PM): well i am sick of life adn trying to make a living for myself
skibberz17 (1:44:59 PM): no
skibberz17 (1:45:06 PM): im just gonna go shoot myself like i said
skibberz17 (1:45:16 PM): no friends no family no money to survive
skibberz17 (1:45:48 PM): u wouldnt know what its like
pacifist ashman (10:44:56 AM): ur a nice guy though
skibberz17 (1:46:12 PM): so
skibberz17 (1:46:19 PM): that doesnt mean anything
pacifist ashman (10:46:18 AM): girls like nice dudes
skibberz17 (1:47:24 PM): no girl would want a loser like me
pacifist ashman (10:46:48 AM): have you had a girlfriend b4
skibberz17 (1:47:48 PM): yea
pacifist ashman (10:47:02 AM): maybe she can help you
skibberz17 (1:48:00 PM): no
pacifist ashman (10:47:13 AM): why not
skibberz17 (1:48:10 PM): id rather die
skibberz17 (1:49:30 PM): my dog died this morning
skibberz17 (1:49:33 PM): not even kidding
skibberz17 (1:49:38 PM): i think im supposed to up with him =)
pacifist ashman (10:49:06 AM): do you live in an apt
skibberz17 (1:50:25 PM): nope
pacifist ashman (10:49:38 AM): house?
skibberz17 (1:50:33 PM): yep
skibberz17 (1:50:38 PM): was gonna pay it off..
pacifist ashman (10:49:48 AM): hm you are renting a house out by yourself?
skibberz17 (1:50:42 PM): but i cant lol
pacifist ashman (10:49:52 AM): haha
skibberz17 (1:51:00 PM): u got my money
skibberz17 (1:51:48 PM): please friend.. give me a last hope
pacifist ashman (10:51:01 AM): why arent you better at poker
skibberz17 (1:52:06 PM): im so depressed and went on tilt so bad
skibberz17 (1:52:17 PM): didnt even stop
skibberz17 (1:52:21 PM): just watched it all go away
pacifist ashman (10:51:31 AM): why were you depressed
skibberz17 (1:52:29 PM): my DOG DIED
skibberz17 (1:52:46 PM): fucking got ran over
pacifist ashman (10:51:54 AM): sorry
pacifist ashman (10:52:03 AM): what game of poker do you nroamlly play, what stakes
skibberz17 (1:53:08 PM): 3-6 5-10 10-25
skibberz17 (1:53:30 PM): the more i win the higher i went
pacifist ashman (10:52:45 AM): except for today
skibberz17 (1:54:06 PM): yep
pacifist ashman (10:54:03 AM): where did you work before poker
skibberz17 (1:55:31 PM): odd jobs
skibberz17 (1:55:38 PM): no steady work
skibberz17 (1:56:51 PM): can you please send my money back sir? i promise i will leave you alone
pacifist ashman (10:56:02 AM): i have to go but i'll talk to you later, don't worry it is just 1 day you will get better
skibberz17 (1:57:08 PM): please...
skibberz17 (1:57:22 PM): i cant afford to live without it
skibberz17 (1:57:58 PM): i tell you what once i'm off tilt i will earn more and pay you back
skibberz17 (1:58:07 PM): you seen me before how good i was
pacifist ashman (10:57:21 AM): never
pacifist ashman (10:57:23 AM): ttyl
skibberz17 (1:58:21 PM): ...
skibberz17 went idle at 1:28:27 PM.
skibberz17 went idle at 2:20:48 PM.

Cocaine

Your Holy Dark: so did you snort coke?
da7cardstud: ya
Your Holy Dark: off of a mirror? With a roll of 100 dollar bills?
da7cardstud: unfortunately not
da7cardstud: off a textbook with a 5$ bill
da7cardstud: i am not a movie star
Your Holy Dark: lmao
Your Holy Dark: what booK?
da7cardstud: i think European history
Your Holy Dark: hahahaha
da7cardstud: im not sure

AC

So me and Marty decide to run ac again this weekend. We see the Lucky You movie first which was good. Then we get to AC around 9. There is a pretty long wait for 2 5 so i sit down in 1 2. I end up getting dealt AK with a lot of limps raise to 15. A guy who limped raises to 55 i just think for a sec and was like wish this lady got my water before i felt. I decide to push for 250 what a play. He auto calls and the aces hold. We get to 2 5 and i end up winning one huge flop were i flop a pair and flush draw and get there on the river for a 1k pot. I play pretty solid and am able to grind out a +500 day. Marty played one hand where he wins a pot with top pair jack kicker for almost 1k. The table was pretty good with the characters. Wanted to stay longer for the times but exams and Marty working caused for a end of session around 1am.

Spiderman 3

I went to the spiderman 3 premier last night and I just want to say it was so horrendous. The only reason I had fun was because we were just really obnoxious and boohing/making fun of the movie loudly/screaming kill him or that dirty skank. This is the first movie I've been to that people actually boohed/walked out of visible disgusted.

ActionJeff Gets No Action

jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: im not sure if im a fan of just flaunting the money
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: one of my friends did that in ireland
Martyrose927 [4:22 PM]: what happened?
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: when we were trying to pick up a couple girls we actually had in the hotel lobby
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: he ended up looking like an idiot
Martyrose927 [4:22 PM]: how
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: and ruining it for both of us
jgarzoid [4:22 PM]: well, it was going well
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: and it seemed like we could pull them pretty easy
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: but he juist started getting drunk and being like
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: YEAH, I TRAVEL THE WORLD
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: he started a sentence
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: THIS IS A BRAG BUT
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: I TRAVEL THE WORLD PLAYING POKER TOURNAMENTS AND MAKING MONEY
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: and then he pulled out his novelty check from a tourney he won the day before
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: for 125k euros
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: and showed it off
jgarzoid [4:23 PM]: for like the 5th time
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: so the girls were like, giving him looks like IS THIS GUY FOR REAL
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: and i was so in that i almost had them anyway, one girl said she was gonna take work off tommorow 100% and kept giving me indicators of interest
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: but the other girl was so disgusted by this idiot
Martyrose927 [4:24 PM]: I guess all girls aren't golddiggers
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: that she kept saying she wanted to go home
jgarzoid [4:24 PM]: and we'd meet up another night
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: and they ended up leaving after 10 mins of indecision
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: after i had them there for HOURS
Martyrose927 [4:25 PM]: bad beat
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: i was gonna bring the one girl, Rachel, up to my room
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: to "teach her poker"
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: very bad beat
Martyrose927 [4:25 PM]: looool
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: i was super pissed at my friend
jgarzoid [4:25 PM]: fucking idiot
Martyrose927 [4:25 PM]: cock blocked soooooo bad

Gerard

Gerard Fabiano (Seton Hall) wroteat 1:48pm on April 24th, 2007

used jon sonne's rash cream medicine as tooth paste

Matt Rubin82: yeah he did

Matt Rubin82: and jon applies

Matt Rubin82: the cream

Matt Rubin82: directly

Matt Rubin82: on the scab

Matt Rubin82: ...

MisterMartyRose: loooool

Awkward

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VJCxvWgwL8

Some idiots worst poker moment

Re(1): What has been your worst poker moment? by MilkyPirate on 4/30/2007 18:52

Last year when I had a 400$ BR on PS I was goofing around with a friend in the tourney lobby of WCOOP Event #1 (which was 200+15 Razz). I reg'd for the tourney as a joke to show him "hey look who is in this tourney!" and then I was gonna unreg...unfortunately I forgot that you cannot unregister from a tournament with less than 10 minutes until it starts. I had never played Razz before. I busted so badly and I have not played Razz since.Needless to say blowing half my BR on a "joke" was one of the worst poker experiences I had...but I'm over it (though my friends and I still joke about it...like at our home games we say "hey lets do 200+15 Razz tourney" which is jokes).

AC AGAIN

So i stay over Marty's house and we see hot fuzz. A random girl was waiting outisde in the cold with no ride we obv ran the walk bye without saying hi. So the next day we wake up and i pick up the tropicana player card from Nathan. We go out to a dinner were i get the penne alfredo...what a blow out. So we end the dinner then get to the trop around 7. I buy in for the max at 2/5 and am on my way. Have a pretty boring session where there are no charachters and decide to leave after am up a little over 6. Marty ends up being stuck 3 but were just gonna drive back to AC tommorrow with Gerard. We meet Gerard at the rest stop and were on our way. Apparently Burger King created a pretty unreal burger that involves 4 patties with 3 pieces of chees and bacon on top. If anyone can eat this monster in front of me ill pay for it. So we get to the trop and i end up spoting the team. Me and Gerard decide to run the splits at 2/5. Anyway i somehow put in my stack with a flop of 7 9 5. I have ace 7 which is somehow good. So I bleed for a few hrs and Gerard randomly goes all in a few times. Gerard bluffs a fish off top pair when the board was king 2 3. The guy says hes got Gerard now but Gerard says i got the chips buddy. He keeps trashtalking about how insane he is even though hes losing every pot. We get hungry and run some Goodfellas resturant that was totally empty. Gerard tells some unreal story about how he runs away from a girl when she asks to do jello shots. Like jello shots are apparently the thing to do these days just ask Justin. So we end the session with Marty up i think 640 on the day with me and Gerard up 150. Pretty good weekend gonna take a little break from AC so i can attempt to do good on my finals. Am gonna be running a turning stone trip during the summer so if anyones interested just hit me up on aim.
(spelling edited by Marty)

"imo"

MisterMartyRose: imo= in my opinion
palkpal1: never saw that before
palkpal1: u def just made it up
MisterMartyRose: that's like saying I made up "you're retarded"
palkpal1: i mean
palkpal1: the imo thing
palkpal1: like never seen anyone else type that before
MisterMartyRose: "you're retarded"

Banana

So we get to A.C. around 3 p.m and Gerard wants a banana. He picks out a green banana and I ask what hes doing. He says he just wants a snack before he starts to play. Me and Marty ask why hes picking the one that's not ripe. He says the yellow bananas are too ripe. I just shake my head when he picks the green banana.

Hang!

Cuban313: but i wish my clothes and you were more alike

MisterMartyRose: am not that ugly

MisterMartyRose: ahahah

Cuban313: nah i just wish you both would hang yourself

MisterMartyRose: ahahah

MisterMartyRose: thats good (Tj is on the account)

Justin gets angry again!

palkpal1: so u get the groceries?

Cuban313: i got someone else to

palkpal1: sure....

Cuban313: nice reply

Cuban313: i told this kid i wasnt gonna make the jello shots til tomorrow

Cuban313: but he said he wanted them done tonight

Cuban313: so i told him to do it himself

palkpal1: ooh

palkpal1: howd he take it

Cuban313: he said ok

Cuban313: like what do you want

palkpal1: just striking up a convo

palkpal1: before torney starts

Cuban313: im still doing work

palkpal1: jello shots?

Cuban313: are you retarded

Cuban313: i didnt make them myself because i had to much to do

Cuban313: i have a midterm tomorrow that i havent started studying for because i havent done my hw yet

palkpal1: i seepalkpal1: too many jello shots?

Cuban313: your a fuckin idiot

palkpal1: like i dident force u to do the jello shots

Cuban313: theyre prob still not done

palkpal1: man u need to do hw study exam and jellow shots

palkpal1: gl

Cuban313: ok peace

"Kinda Awk"

Matt Rubin82: tj has my pic
Matt Rubin82: as his desktop
Matt Rubin82: kinda awk
MisterMartyRose: LOLLLLLLL

Glasses

keeptalking27: was studying in libary

keeptalking27: so many hot girls wearing very little clothing

palkpal1: u say hi

keeptalking27: cant

keeptalking27: its the library

keeptalking27: u dont speek

keeptalking27: like

keeptalking27: these girls wear nothing

palkpal1: just get out there

keeptalking27: i just want 2 lik

keeptalking27: fuck 1 in the middle of the room

keeptalking27: is that weird?

keeptalking27: prob is

Cuban313: rofl

palkpal1: i called that a day dream

Cuban313: yeah

Dan

palkpal1: like i would be stunned if he ever payed for anything
palkpal1: like his rents even pay for his weed
MisterMartyRose: lol
MisterMartyRose: so true

Good Morning

keeptalking27 (1:42:48 PM): uh
keeptalking27 (1:43:02 PM): i slept on a floor last night after my roomate physically removed me from my dorm room
palkpal1 (1:43:54 PM): what happened
palkpal1 (1:43:57 PM): he got some play
keeptalking27 (1:44:14 PM): he comes back at 3 am
keeptalking27 (1:44:15 PM): totaly drunk
keeptalking27 (1:44:17 PM): passes out
keeptalking27 (1:44:22 PM): 10 min late some girl comes in
keeptalking27 (1:44:25 PM): and they start making out
keeptalking27 (1:44:29 PM): and im sleepin
keeptalking27 (1:44:34 PM): he wakes me up and hes like leave
palkpal1 (1:44:37 PM): rofl
palkpal1 (1:44:41 PM): u shoulda said n
keeptalking27 (1:44:47 PM): so i try 2 be nice
keeptalking27 (1:44:58 PM): im like ok i dont mind but im rly tired and im not sleeping ne place but my bed
keeptalking27 (1:45:02 PM): he goes come back in 15 min
keeptalking27 (1:45:06 PM): i go back 45 min later
keeptalking27 (1:45:07 PM): hes like
keeptalking27 (1:45:09 PM): come back in 10
palkpal1 (1:45:11 PM): lol
keeptalking27 (1:45:13 PM): i come back in 15
keeptalking27 (1:45:27 PM): at which point he begins to physically and verbally harass me
keeptalking27 (1:45:33 PM): then he pushes me out of the room
keeptalking27 (1:45:37 PM): so i had my key this time
keeptalking27 (1:45:39 PM): opne the door
keeptalking27 (1:45:50 PM): and im like ok illl leave but im takin shit w/ me
keeptalking27 (1:45:52 PM): so i leave
keeptalking27 (1:45:55 PM): like
keeptalking27 (1:45:58 PM): wtf was is upposed 2 do
keeptalking27 (1:46:01 PM): the kid is huge
keeptalking27 (1:46:11 PM): he takes all kinds of protein and shit and works out 3 hrs a day
palkpal1 (1:46:26 PM): u obv need to make a stand
keeptalking27 (1:46:31 PM): like
palkpal1 (1:46:31 PM): hes not gonna beat u up
keeptalking27 (1:46:35 PM): am i supposed 2 go 2 the ra
keeptalking27 (1:46:41 PM): or is that a gay thing 2 do
palkpal1 (1:46:48 PM): u cant go to the ra
palkpal1 (1:46:53 PM): thats really gay
keeptalking27 (1:46:58 PM): he was like u r such a fag all u do is play poker u never socalize u should have some firends floot 2 crahs on
palkpal1 (1:46:59 PM): like u need to handle it between the two
keeptalking27 (1:47:03 PM): yeah i figured i cant go 2 the ra
palkpal1 (1:47:05 PM): like if u dont like the roomate ask for a change
keeptalking27 (1:47:07 PM): the ra does live right next 2 me
keeptalking27 (1:47:15 PM): so when i went into my room at 11 am
keeptalking27 (1:47:17 PM): he was like
keeptalking27 (1:47:20 PM): wut happend last night
keeptalking27 (1:47:22 PM): so i played it cool
keeptalking27 (1:47:25 PM): i was like nothin
keeptalking27 (1:47:28 PM): he was kinda drunk
keeptalking27 (1:47:35 PM): and i must have said something 2 offend him
keeptalking27 (1:47:36 PM): its cool
keeptalking27 (1:47:40 PM): like he was passe dout
keeptalking27 (1:47:47 PM): so idk wut happens when i go back 2 the room
keeptalking27 (1:47:53 PM): im at the libary now
keeptalking27 (1:47:54 PM): doin work
palkpal1 (1:47:57 PM): oh
palkpal1 (1:48:03 PM): thought u and your roomate were tight
keeptalking27 (1:48:35 PM): like
keeptalking27 (1:48:39 PM): we never rly interact
keeptalking27 (1:48:46 PM): i always sleep poker or study
keeptalking27 (1:48:57 PM): he always goes 2 gym or chills w/ these fucking dumb potheads

MattR goes shopping

Matt Rubin82 (4:32:11 PM): woman freaked out today
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:16 PM): at the supermarket
palkpal1 (4:33:34 PM): why
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:24 PM): i was ordering some cold cuts
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:27 PM): lady before me goes
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:28 PM): im next
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:30 PM): lady goes
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:35 PM): NO UR NOT I WAS HERE FIRST
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:35 PM): NO UR NOT I WAS HERE FIRST
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:41 PM): then takes her cart
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:50 PM): and bashes it into the refrigerated cheese section
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:54 PM): and starts screaming
Matt Rubin82 (4:32:56 PM): I WAS NEXT
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:04 PM): then she hits the salad bar w/ her cart
palkpal1 (4:34:18 PM): no way
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:06 PM): then leaves
Matt Rubin82 (4:33:07 PM): yep

Pretty Nice

InsaneSublime (10:20:37 PM): modo went down again

Matt Rubin82 (10:20:48 PM): yeah it goes down more than ur girl

A Day In The Life Of ActionJeff

jgarzoid: so
jgarzoid: im at the bank depositing some euros
jgarzoid: and my checking account is pretty juicy because I just had a UB wire go through, and I need the write the IRS a big check (over $100k for the sake of this story)
jgarzoid: the woman at the desk goes and asks
jgarzoid: why do you have so much money in your checking account?
jgarzoid: "I have to pay taxes"
jgarzoid: "yeah, but THAT much?"
jgarzoid: "yes."
jgarzoid: "WOW. Do you own a business or something?"
jgarzoid: "yeah, sort of"
jgarzoid: she looks at me skeptically, kind of impressed
jgarzoid: "omg, you really should pay quarterly"
jgarzoid: I eye her and nonchalantly reply
jgarzoid: "That is my quarterly payment."


MisterMartyRose: check the blog
palkpal1: pretty unreal
palkpal1: like i owed $100
palkpal1: guess he owed a tad bit more
MisterMartyRose: yeah maybe

Dont get it.

So i need to find my shit so my truck can get inspected tomorrow. Apparently i have no idea what a owners card looks like. So I come back in and my dads pretty upset. He calls me a joke and that i owe him 50 since its so stupid. So he goes looking threw his stuff and i realize I just bypassed the owners card. I grab it bring it inside and my dad just rips it up. Am in awe now and don't understand. Then he shows me the new one that came in the mail and just didn't get why he got so upset...

Nathan's Night

MisterMartyRose: how was the rave?
da7cardstud: fuckin sweet
da7cardstud: almost got arrested for fucking this girl in my car
da7cardstud: the worst blue balls
da7cardstud: u can ever get
da7cardstud: is when a cop opens the door of ur ca
rda7cardstud: and ur about to get down to buisness
da7cardstud: and ur tripping balls on ecstasy
da7cardstud: and he says stand against the fuckin car and dont move
da7cardstud: and ur pants are down
MisterMartyRose: lol
MisterMartyRose: lo0llll
da7cardstud: i was quite literally caught with my pants down
da7cardstud: cop is like how old are u
da7cardstud: im like 18
MisterMartyRose: looooooool
da7cardstud: cops like how old is she
da7cardstud: shes like 26
MisterMartyRose: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
da7cardstud: hes like "congrats"